You love shit clubs so much because they're the only places that don't run background checks and where you get away molesting little kids.
I love this kind of stuff. This all started because I posted something that you and your friends didn't want to hear. It wasn't negative or derogatory or even patronizing. It just explained something hasn't happen and won't in the future. That's it. In response, I get hit with personal attacks about being a latte sipping, electric car driving elitist. Obviously, I'm perfectly happy joining the race to the bottom, so now here we are. These threads usually end when they get the the child molester allegations, but let's see if you have it in you to keep ruining this. I've got more insults but, honestly, making fun of central valley clubs seems to be more than sufficient. Shoot, even pointing out facts - like Stanislaus is such a shitty club it can't even field a single team beyond U14 - is enough to get under all of your skin. One of my favorites so far, though, is pointing out how idiotic it is to think that Lionel Messi's youth experience in Argentina's youth pro/rel system is proof that Modesto Ajax should be in ECNL, although Messi grew up on a different continent, there is no pro/rel youth system in Argentina, pro/rel also wasn't a thing when he was training full time at Barcelona's youth academy and, uh, he's a man while the country's system that he is criticizing happens to have won the last two World Cups and was unlucky not to win the one before that.
By that way, can anyone point to a girl in the last 20 years who played for a central valley club beyond U13 and went on to play at a Power 5 or good (not UOP) WCC school? I asked this before and was told instead that my wife cheated on me with someone from the central valley.