Simple? Maybe up in Canada but down in Socal this is not simple. Are you serious or just being a jokster? Play for a coach and a club you can trust? Its so simple that those like me our fools for not finding the simple path of youth soccer.
Yes, you are a fool. It is much easier in SoCal than anywhere else by virtue of the fact that there are so many more options. But once you go down the rabbit hole by club hopping to chase freebies, or best team (as opposed to clubs), or more “respect” of you and your daughter from the coach or club, you are screwed.