The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

Don't you claim to be a "conservative"? Obviously not a "fiscal conservative".
I know Trump is everything you hate, straight, white, male, Christian, successful, pro USA, democrat slaying American but other than those things, why don't you like him?
 
Why do you deny....

Do you get paid to push Democratic Lies.....
That's hilarious! If anyone, lil' joke should be getting paid for all the work he puts in, is getting paid to "push lies" in this forum of less than 10 that certainly would be a waste of time and money. We are only talking to each other, you get that don't you? . . . or are "they" listening to you at all times?
 
That's hilarious! If anyone, lil' joke should be getting paid for all the work he puts in, is getting paid to "push lies" in this forum of less than 10 that certainly would be a waste of time and money. We are only talking to each other, you get that don't you? . . . or are "they" listening to you at all times?
Just answer the question.
 
That's hilarious! If anyone, lil' joke should be getting paid for all the work he puts in, is getting paid to "push lies" in this forum of less than 10 that certainly would be a waste of time and money. We are only talking to each other, you get that don't you? . . . or are "they" listening to you at all times?


Oh my...........
 
You first, why do you lie so much?


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Ohhhh....Your too much ya stupid Rodent...
 
Bill Maher mocks Middle Americans as less 'affluent and educated,' saying 'they want to be us'
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Bill Maher arrives at the 2015 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Beverly Hills, California. (ADRIAN SANCHEZ-GONZALEZ/AFP/Getty Images)

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“Real Time” host Bill Maher on Friday derided Middle Americans in red states as envious of their blue-state counterparts, in wide-ranging remarks that also included criticism of Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos for not building its headquarters in poorer states.

HBO's Maher blamed Bezos for pitting wealthy cities against one another in a real estate battle over where the next Amazon headquarters would be built, while ignoring states that he argued would benefit most from thousands of new jobs. This, after a previous deal to build in New York City fell through.

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“We have a problem in America called spatial geographic inequality which means the most affluent and educated people are clustered in just a few cities,” he said.

He said there are “two Americas,” referencing states that historically vote Democratic versus ones that skew Republican.

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“We have orchestras and theaters districts and world-class shopping. We have Chef Wolfgang Puck, they have Chef Boyardee.”

He continued: “The blue parts of America are having a big prosperity party while the big sea of red feels like their invitation got lost in the mail -- and they still use the mail.”

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The comedian went on to explain why he thinks red-state voters are so “pissed off.”

“The fly-over states have become the passed-over states, that’s why red state voters are so pissed off. They don’t hate us, they want to be us.”


 
Graham on Possible Future Special Counsel Collusion Charges: If There

Was a Legal Headshot, Mueller Would Have Taken It Long Ago'


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JEFF POOR 24 Feb 2019

Friday on Hugh Hewitt’s nationally syndicated radio show, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) sounded off on what he perceived to be the current status of the Department of Justice special counsel probe headed up by Robert Mueller.


Graham speculated that had there been any more criminal indictments to drop that they would have come out already.

“I really don’t know,” Graham said when he was asked by host Hugh Hewitt what he expected to be in the Mueller’s report. “But I believe if there had been any collusion, sort of a legal headshot — Mueller would have taken it a long time ago. No one has been charged with conspiracy. Collusion is conspiracy. No one has been charged with conspiring with anybody. So that makes me think there is no collusion.”

“And the other stuff is pretty much going to be a yawner,” he continued. “What we’re all looking for is did the Trump campaign work with Russia. Based on what I’m seeing, I’m pretty confident the answer is going to be no.”
 
‘One Human Race’

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ROBERT KRAYCHIK 24 Feb 2019
Dr. Alveda King, niece of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., urged Americans to see humanity as “one race” and “one blood” united via divine creation in a Friday interview on SiriusXM’s Breitbart News Tonight with host Rebecca Mansour and special guest host Rick Manning.

Mansour invited King’s comment on the state of race relations, highlighting a February-published Gallup poll showing increasing dissatisfaction with race relations over recent years.

Mansour noted, “Gallup has been polling on [race relations] for a number of years; since 2001, at least. Back in 2001, at least 70 percent of black Americans graded race relations as very good or somewhat good, and 62 percent of white people agreed. Now, it shows that over time — and it started in 2013 — our attitude and optimism towards race relations has taken a nosedive, and now it’s almost at a really low ebb. Only 55 percent of white Americans, and only 49 percent of black Americans view race relations in a positive light.”

Mansour asked, “All of the stories out now that seem to be pulling us apart — especially the Jussie Smollett thing that just happened — how do we come back and heal? What do we need to do? What’s going on with our country, right now?”

“Consciously … I made a decision that I would not defend anybody for being called a racist, anymore,” replied King. “I would not fight against people and call others racist. I would come up with this particular truth. We hold many truths to be self-evident. Well, this should be one of those truths. Of one blood, God made the human race. God created the human race.”


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King recalled, “My uncle, Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., said we must learn to live together as brothers and sisters, or perish together as fools. Well, you can’t be brothers and sisters with a different race. So we are one blood. We all bleed the same, and as a result we are the human race.”

King continued, “Now, we have different ethnic groups — different ethnic distinctions — and that’s a good thing. We should celebrate our differences. We can’t go around and say, ‘I don’t see color. I’m colorblind,’ because if you don’t see my color, you have a deficiency. Colorblindness is a medical condition. It could be a spiritual condition. Open your eyes. See me. Celebrate me. Love me. Respect me. Regard me, and I will do that for you as my brother or sister. So we can see color.”


King concluded, “You know that old saying, if we don’t know our history we’ll repeat it? Well, if we don’t know our history we also can’t repeat the good part of our history; the good things. So we must now see ourselves as human beings with ethnic differences, socioeconomic differences, but one blood, and if we do that more, that’s how we’re going to break through this new rash of racism, I call it. But we have to understand that we’re one human race. Praise the Lord.”
 
Kim Takes Dump on Train While Passing Through Woo Phuk Kares Provence

BREAKING NEWS ......

Trump Pinches Loaf at Same Time Kim Drops Kids in Pool AND TWEETS IMPORTANCE NOT TO RUSH TO JUDGMENT ON KRAFT SEX CRIMES
 
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Teddy Roosevelt: "No Room in This Country for Hyphenated Americans"
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Teddy Roosevelt: "No Room in This Country for Hyphenated Americans"


There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism. When I refer to hyphenated Americans, I do not refer to naturalized Americans. Some of the very best Americans I have ever known were naturalized Americans, Americans born abroad. But a hyphenated American is not an American at all.”“This is just as true of the man who puts “native” before the hyphen as of the man who puts German or Irish or English or French before the hyphen. Americanism is a matter of the spirit and of the soul. Our allegiance must be purely to the United States. We must unsparingly condemn any man who holds any other allegiance.”“But if he is heartily and singly loyal to this Republic, then no matter where he was born, he is just as good an American as any one else.”“The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, of preventing all possibility of its continuing to be a nation at all, would be to permit it to become a tangle of squabbling nationalities, an intricate knot of German-Americans, Irish-Americans, English- Americans, French-Americans, Scandinavian- Americans, or Italian-Americans, each preserving its separate nationality, each at heart feeling more sympathy with Europeans of that nationality than with the other citizens of the American Republic.”“The men who do not become Americans and nothing else are hyphenated Americans; and there ought to be no room for them in this country. The man who calls himself an American citizen and who yet shows by his actions that he is primarily the citizen of a foreign land, plays a thoroughly mischievous part in the life of our body politic. He has no place here; and the sooner he returns to the land to which he feels his real heart-allegiance, the better it will be for every good American.”

Theodore Roosevelt
Address to the Knights of Columbus
New York City- October 12th, 1915
 
CNN’s S.E. Cupp Rips Media’s ‘Dumb’ Headlines, Warns Trump Has 2020 ‘In The Bag’
“If I’m Donald Trump, I’m feeling pretty good about my chances.”
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02/24/2019 08:23 AM ET
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CNN’s S.E. Cupp rebuked the media for jeopardizing the 2020 election with coverage of insignificant political dust-ups rather than focusing on substantive issues.

Ticking off headlines from a handful of mainstream sources, the anchor was baffled by reporting on Sen. Amy Klobuchar’s (D-Minn.) salad-eating habits and old footage of Sen. Bernie Sanders’ (I-Vt.) discussing breadlines.


“If I’m Donald Trump, I’m feeling pretty good about my chances,” Cupp said. “As long as the media keeps zeroing in on these dumb plot lines and as long as Democrats spend the next year talking about the things most Americans don’t prioritize, and as long as candidates sounds more like they’re running for president in 1950 Russia instead of 2019 America, Trump has got this one in the bag.”


She also took issue with the uproar over a video of Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) squaring off with children who support the Green New Deal, calling it an example of “Dem-on-Dem crime” at the hands of liberals who posted the clip online.

The footage, released Friday by the Sunrise Movement, an environmental activism group, showed Feinstein talking down to the children in her San Francisco office after they asked for her endorsement of the deal.

Arguing that the full video wasn’t as damning as it seemed, Cupp warned that infighting could hurt the party as it heads toward 2020, suggesting that while it is undergoing ideological debate, it may prove a hinderance come Election Day.

“Instead of playing right into Trump’s hands, Democrats have to seriously sort out their messaging,” she said, adding that “this is all good for Trump.”
 
CNN’s S.E. Cupp Rips Media’s ‘Dumb’ Headlines, Warns Trump Has 2020 ‘In The Bag’
“If I’m Donald Trump, I’m feeling pretty good about my chances.”
By Amy Russo
02/24/2019 08:23 AM ET
|
Updated 34 minutes ago


CNN’s S.E. Cupp rebuked the media for jeopardizing the 2020 election with coverage of insignificant political dust-ups rather than focusing on substantive issues.

Ticking off headlines from a handful of mainstream sources, the anchor was baffled by reporting on Sen. Amy Klobuchar’s (D-Minn.) salad-eating habits and old footage of Sen. Bernie Sanders’ (I-Vt.) discussing breadlines.


“If I’m Donald Trump, I’m feeling pretty good about my chances,” Cupp said. “As long as the media keeps zeroing in on these dumb plot lines and as long as Democrats spend the next year talking about the things most Americans don’t prioritize, and as long as candidates sounds more like they’re running for president in 1950 Russia instead of 2019 America, Trump has got this one in the bag.”


She also took issue with the uproar over a video of Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) squaring off with children who support the Green New Deal, calling it an example of “Dem-on-Dem crime” at the hands of liberals who posted the clip online.

The footage, released Friday by the Sunrise Movement, an environmental activism group, showed Feinstein talking down to the children in her San Francisco office after they asked for her endorsement of the deal.

Arguing that the full video wasn’t as damning as it seemed, Cupp warned that infighting could hurt the party as it heads toward 2020, suggesting that while it is undergoing ideological debate, it may prove a hinderance come Election Day.

“Instead of playing right into Trump’s hands, Democrats have to seriously sort out their messaging,” she said, adding that “this is all good for Trump.”
She’s probably right that it’s Biden or bust for the Dems.
Unless Beto is Obama on the stump.
 
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