Hüsker Dü
DA
There you go again, trying and trying and trying . . . at least lil 'ho thinks your his kinda 'man'.
The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread
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“Cluck cluck,”says the chicken. “Not betting. Don’t know. Will lose. Can’t cover the loss. Cluck cluck.”
Bruddah IZ
DA
Yes one month to the next is the future Frienance. And Financials run quarterly and annually too. I gave you both the chance to specify time lines for different asset classes and even provided the ROE equation to show you that assets can cash flow off the use of equity to buy more liquid assets than a home to live in. But neither of you latched on to how equity can work to create cash flow sooner than a 30 year mortgage. You needing to call a business accounting firm to verify and prove to me what you’re not sure of is hilarious. I don’t have that problem. I know you don’t understand what you’re talking about.
Bruddah IZ
DA
You guys have to call somebody else to tell me how smart I know you’re not. You Frienanciers crack me up.
And the men said “but chicken, you always chatter away with your dumb and wrong statements about economics and finance and you call other people ‘simulators’ and ‘fake,’ but every time they challenge you to a bet on your statements you always chicken out.”
So the chicken said, “cluck cluck. I’m stupid, and I’m scared and I’m wrong, but I would be more stupid to bet on any of those things, because I would lose and be exposed. That’s why I’m a chicken!” And the chicken lived to lie another day...but he was exposed.
Bruddah IZ
DA
Wait, you have to call somebody else to tell me how smart you aren’t and I’m chicken?! Kek!
“Cluck cluck, won’t bet. I’m wrong and I’m scared,” said the chicken!
Bruddah IZ
DA
Kek! Okay. Tell me what company you’re going to ask about and the accounting firm you’re going to use. I’m not confident that you’re capable of identifying a firm nor trust Frienances ability to identify a “succesful” company to analyze. Let’s just take ACME Incorporated off the table right now. For your benefit. If you can’t do either, you clucksters can keep scatching dirt till you get a clue.
Fries’ bet. I’m assuming any of the big 5 accounting firms, or any bank (citi, Wells Fargo), or a brokerage house (Schwab, Morgan Stanley) would satisfy both of you. You know, any firm which is expert in assets can tell you what they are. The only question of the bet is whether an asset must be “income-producing” to be an asset. So, e.g. is art sitting on a wall, or gold sitting in a safety deposit box, an asset. Your answer is repeatedly “no.”
Bruddah IZ
DA
I can hear those firms laughing at your bet.
Bruddah IZ
DA
How much did you pay for your art and for your gold? How much can you sell them for on Monday? And if they are assets, what is your return on assets
Net income/average total assets
Net income/average total assets
Talk to Fries about your bet, Chicken, but those questions are obviously irrelevant to the bet.
Bruddah IZ
DA
So now your bet is irrelevant as well. Your art and gold we’re bought for cash flow purposes whether you realize it or not
“Cluck, cluck,” said the Chicken. “Won’t bet, I’m wrong, can’t afford to pay, cluck cluck! No bet! Scared!”
And the chicken was exposed, in front of all his followers, as a liar and a phony.
And the chicken tried to talk about finance and economics, but everyone knew he was a phony, so nobody ever listened to the chicken again.
Bruddah IZ
DA
The math always scare you Frienanciers off. Just like it did with your house, your collateralized debt that is.
“Cluck, cluck. Not betting. Don’t know what an asset is. Cluck cluck. Afraid to bet!” And the chicken ran down the road...
Hey chicken, that’s two simple bets you’ve chickened out on...one from me and one from Fries. And this was just to ask a financial professional the definition of an asset. You couldn’t! Cluck cluck!
Bruddah IZ
DA
Fries U! So much for that Frienancial education. Gotta Ask a financial professional whether an asset needs to generate income. Of course it does. That’s why you bought it. So lets calculate your ROA. Net income/Total average assets = ask a financial professional. Kek! Oh hey my art and gold are worth what? Let me ask my financial professional. Kek! Or better yet. Maybe my art and gold have substantially increased in value and the bank is willing to lend you the equity! Kek!
“Cluck cluck,” said the chicken. “I won’t bet on my definition of an asset. I’m wrong. I’m scared. Can’t pay the bet. Won’t bet. Cluck cluck.” And the chicken was so scared and unbelieving that others were so much smarter and well-off than the chicken, that the chicken just kept clucking but would not bet. So everyone knew the chicken was a liar and a phony.
This is not new.
He really is like a character in a movie or a book.
Rupert Pupkin Or Ignatius J. Reilly. Living a fantasy life reading and watching YouTube economics. Probably lives with his mom.
Bruddah IZ
DA
Fries U! So much for that Frienancial education. Gotta Ask a financial professional whether an asset needs to generate income. Of course it does. That’s why you bought it. So lets calculate your ROA. Net income/Total average assets = ask a financial professional. Kek! Oh hey my art and gold are worth what? Let me ask my financial professional. Kek! Or better yet. Maybe my art and gold have substantially increased in value and the bank is willing to lend you the equity! Kek!