If I knew what a CLTV was, I’d tell you! I’m there tomorrow I can look it up.
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Bruddah IZ
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Clueless.
But if you want to stay there one weekend, let me know. I’d have to charge you...my Airbnb in another town is a smaller house and that gets about $800 a night, so let’s call it an even grand. Plus $150 per stay for cleaning.
OK?
Bruddah IZ
DA
Okay Alice. I wish I could round up all you dumb rich guys and sell you a 40 year loan like the Japanese. My Life Insurance company likes lending money to your bank
Totally. All I do is have 3 houses, worth in total about $5m more than I owe on them. I’m that clueless.
How about you? Why are you not clueless and I am?
Let me know. You can PM me for my number...or better yet, just reach me here.
Now why am I clueless again?
Bruddah IZ
DA
Here we go again. Lmao!!
Sorry, but just let me know. You just have to be smart and have a little experience to be as clueless as I am.
And here’s a tip...if you have $250K to invest, don’t put it into a house you already own to then take it out again as debt which you would then invest somewhere else.
You actually said that...and I’m the one who’s clueless.
Government worker...I would expect nothing more.
Bruddah IZ
DA
Actually the world needs people like you who are willing to pay more for amortized loans. Makes the world go round.
OK, sell me a 40 year loan for 3.05% please. Or is that like that HELOC you said you’d use to buy my weekend house...the loan that doesn’t exist?
If it does, I will take it. But it doesn’t...and if it did, it would be way above your pay grade, son.
Most things are, as I have learned.
And again, your arrogance is preventing you from moving forward.
I pay much less for my loans than you do, because I have much better credit and banking relationships. We have already established that. I know you’re jealous.
Bruddah IZ
DA
Hereʻs a tip. If you donʻt get CLTV, your tips are as useless as collateralized debt masquerading as an asset.
Bruddah IZ
DA
Lol!! Poser!
Learn how to speak English clearly.
The reason you stumble on your dealings is because you aren’t clear. You get hung up on weird concepts and fail to see the big picture, every time.
Bruddah IZ
DA
lol!! Banks can get a better deal from other banks then they can from posers like you. Relationships! Youʻre funny.
You don’t have to learn from me. Go to one of those Learning Annex classes or something.
And you’ve given away why you’re so small and bad at this stuff, because you’re treating real estate investment like an insurance investment.
The worst investment vehicle is an insurance policy.
Bruddah IZ
DA
Oh itʻs clear alright. But for posers, not so much. Lmao!!
Bruddah IZ
DA
Clueless again.
Very good, Iz!
It’s true. Banks borrow from each other at like 2-2.5%, but they charge me 3%. So yes, they get a better deal from each other than they give me!
You’re correct! So rare.
The idea, when you buy something, is to use it and/or to make more by holding it than inflation devalues it.
Keep that in mind, son!