The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

Tomorrow should be fun . . . and oh, because of the Mueller investigations the USA has confiscated over $40 mil in Manaforts assets alone (yes mostly real estate, who knew real estate could be an asset!), so the Mueller investigation paid for itself! Niiiiice!
 
Tomorrow should be fun . . . and oh, because of the Mueller investigations the USA has confiscated over $40 mil in Manaforts assets alone (yes mostly real estate, who knew real estate could be an asset!), so the Mueller investigation paid for itself! Niiiiice!
Fun tomorrow. Yes!

Uh, what’s happening tomorrow?
 
Tomorrow should be fun . . . and oh, because of the Mueller investigations the USA has confiscated over $40 mil in Manaforts assets alone (yes mostly real estate, who knew real estate could be an asset!), so the Mueller investigation paid for itself! Niiiiice!
He investigated? Lol!
 
Tomorrow should be fun . . . and oh, because of the Mueller investigations the USA has confiscated over $40 mil in Manaforts assets alone (yes mostly real estate, who knew real estate could be an asset!), so the Mueller investigation paid for itself! Niiiiice!
He investigated? Lol!
Ignore him. He didn’t read the report.

Oh yeah. Looks like Fox News finally read the report, since they posted a banner I saw on tonight’s news that said “NO EXONERATION”. Seems it was on screen this morning shortly before Trump had today’s WH lawn tantrum.
 
Ignore him. He didn’t read the report.

Oh yeah. Looks like Fox News finally read the report, since they posted a banner I saw on tonight’s news that said “NO EXONERATION”. Seems it was on screen this morning shortly before Trump had today’s WH lawn tantrum.
I’m still waiting. Bring on the impeachment.
 
Tomorrow is the closing ceremony of Infrastructure Week. Of course.

Another masterful week of governance by our greatest president. An extremely stable genius. I’m told. By whom I don’t recall.
 
I seem to have lost my big Navy ship. Has anyone seen it anywhere? It's almost like it's hiding...

The one named after two Admirals and a Senator, who were directly related? Something that would make any military family proud? Something that a draft dodger might see as threatening and insulting?
 
And before you spend ten posts bantering on, just take a pic of the book, or the pile of downloaded pages to prove you at least have it. Otherwise you’re full of shit if you claim to have read it.
 
MAY 31, 2019
Mueller Tried to Entrap Trump
By William L. Gensert
Robert Mueller knew there was no collusion the first time he read the Steele dossier, which reads as if it was written by a high school sophomore who spent most of his time huffing inhalants behind the gym. “Hey Dude, let’s get some more gas at the Lukoil…”

At the latest, the indictment of 12 Russians on 02/16/2018 should have been the end of his “collusion” investigation. Why did Mueller keep going? To entrap the president into obstructing justice, of course.

Mueller had a plan. He would use his witchhunt to anger the president enough that he would try to stop the investigation and if he didn’t, compile as much information that could be painted as obstruction for his report, which could then be used as a template for impeachment, where the threshold is lower because the House decides what are “high crimes and misdemeanors.” Attorney General William Barr put a stop to that.

Prior to the report’s submission, Barr ordered Mueller to highlight the 6e (grand jury material) that by law could not be publicly released. Mueller disobeyed that order, thinking it would force a delay in releasing the report because redaction would take time. This would impel Barr to release Mueller’s summaries if he didn’t want to be accused of a cover-up, thus allowing Mueller to set the narrative for the Democrats’ push (putsch?) to impeach.
 
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