The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread
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Sheriff Joe
DA
Sheriff Joe can spot an illegal from a mile away, profiling works.
Bruddah IZ
DA
Your uncle is shaking his head. Says you never knew much about Cash Flow.
Bruddah IZ
DA
Which way is the cash flowing Frienance? Kek!
Bruddah IZ
DA
Depends on the net income. Some days your gold is up, some down. Same with your stock certs and value of your gems. But your simulation might be too complex for a Fries U grad.
Sheriff Joe
DA
CHINA WILL PURCHASE 5 MILLION TONS OF SOYBEANS PER DAY FROM U.S. FARMERS
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/...on-tons-of-soybeans-per-day-from-u-s-farmers/
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/...on-tons-of-soybeans-per-day-from-u-s-farmers/
Uh... if my gold stays in the box my net income... stay with me here... is $0.00 - $120 for the box pro-rated... so if I still HAVE the gold, the NET INCOME is slightly less than $0.00 (so, I guess my gold is not an asset. Oh woah is me... the shiny little rand will be so sad...
Stay with me here. If gold prices are "up" or "down" or "flat" - IF I DON'T SELL THE GOLD THERE IS NO INCOME!
There you go. Fries U. 101, free of charge. Market fluctuation means nothing to your income UNLESS YOU SELL... (ignoring dividends for the stocks, of course.) Kind of like... stay with me here... art. You're welcome.
Cash flow is not the definition of an asset. Your book is stupid, as are you. If you own a stock, and the price goes down, it is no longer an asset?
Sure. Tell that to your Fries U professor. You're really dim.
My uncle is right here laughing at you with me. He just said: That Iz fella is dumb as dirt. And that's probably not fair to the dirt.
Let's say it again for the folks in the cheap seats: Cash flow is not the definition of an asset. Income produced by something is not the definition of an asset. Levels of market fluctuation do not alter whether something is or isn't an asset (unless it goes to 0 value, which is a different issue/problem.)
Whether you buy insurance for it or not, art is an asset.
The bank does not list your house on their balance sheet as an asset.
Fies U 101B. Free of charge.
Hüsker Dü
DA
Diz is on a fixed government income, he has liquidity issues, amongst others.
Sheriff Joe
DA
Notice How Democrats are Never Indicted?
WILLIAM L. GENSERT
Democrats never worry about financial ruin or Mueller going after their families.
https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2019/02/notice_how_democrats_are_never_indicted.html
WILLIAM L. GENSERT
Democrats never worry about financial ruin or Mueller going after their families.
https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2019/02/notice_how_democrats_are_never_indicted.html
Sheriff Joe
DA
The Corrupt DoJ vs. the People
ED BRODOW
Unless the Mueller investigation is terminated and we address the real scandal in our government -- corruption at the top levels of the DoJ and FBI --...
https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2019/02/the_corrupt_doj_vs_the_people.html
ED BRODOW
Unless the Mueller investigation is terminated and we address the real scandal in our government -- corruption at the top levels of the DoJ and FBI --...
https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2019/02/the_corrupt_doj_vs_the_people.html
Sheriff Joe
DA
Another inspection of voter rolls, another 11,000 illegally registered voters
FEBRUARY 1, 2019
Can Democrats finally quit pretending that voter fraud does not exist?
https://www.americanthinker.com/blo...nother_11000_illegally_registered_voters.html
Whether or not your gold and jewelry and stock certificates that sit in a box are assets “depends on the net income.” That statement is the greatest asset, in humor value, we will ever see on this blog!
Sheriff Joe
DA
And he thanks you for doing your share.
Sheriff Joe
DA
Impeach!
America Created 304,000 Jobs in January, Smashing Estimates
37 mins ago
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...LEAU&usg=AOvVaw1tpwhVf_hCRwZwvRWxbnU7&cf=1
America Created 304,000 Jobs in January, Smashing Estimates
37 mins ago
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...LEAU&usg=AOvVaw1tpwhVf_hCRwZwvRWxbnU7&cf=1
Sheriff Joe
DA
How is that unchecked Muslim immigration going?
Khan's London: No Prison for Teenager Who Left Former U.S. Ambassador with 'Horrific Injuries'
3 hours ago
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...DMAN6BAgLEBE&usg=AOvVaw1kRn4A1c6HnD7qVZtK3MdF
Khan's London: No Prison for Teenager Who Left Former U.S. Ambassador with 'Horrific Injuries'
3 hours ago
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...DMAN6BAgLEBE&usg=AOvVaw1kRn4A1c6HnD7qVZtK3MdF
Sheriff Joe
DA
He will fit right in,
2020: Cory Booker Announces He's Running for President
1 hour ago
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...LEAk&usg=AOvVaw2pMCf6fRviRGf5VkyfDgiK&cf=1
2020: Cory Booker Announces He's Running for President
1 hour ago
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...LEAk&usg=AOvVaw2pMCf6fRviRGf5VkyfDgiK&cf=1
Bruddah IZ
DA
No income?!! So why own it?
Bruddah IZ
DA
Cash flow is not the definition of an asset. It is the function of an asset. Hence the Return on Assets equation. Duh!