The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

Did you know you can't indict a sitting president?
Did you know if I am wrong above the president can pardon himself?

Did you know that it doesn't matter? Did you know that even a president can't pardon himself out of state crimes? Did you know that even Trumpsky, unless he gets his big mac attack in the rose garden won't always be a "sitting" president? Did you know Paulie Nobail is in jail with no bail due to "crimes against the United States of America" - on the day we declared independence, no less? Did you know that Mike Cohen is ending his attorney information sharing agreement with Trump Org? Do you know what that means? Did you know Trump Family charities SDNY lawsuit is progressing and unless Jr., EvenDumberSon and Incester settle Trump will have to testify? Did you know that Flynn pleaded guilty? Did you know Papa pleaded guilty? Did you know Gates pleaded guilty? Did you know the little Dutch Boy is also staring at the inside of a Pen tonight? Did you know you don't know much Racist Joe, but at least you let everyone know how little you know. Oh, and did you know Killary and Obummer aren't arrested yet But! Will! Be! Very! Soon!!!! I'm sure of it. kek.

Of course, the funniest thing is when your best defense is reduced to: "Dear Leader can't be indicted despite all the crimes that will be uncovered" you may want to rethink your loyalty pledge. Kek-kek.
 
Did you know that it doesn't matter? Did you know that even a president can't pardon himself out of state crimes? Did you know that even Trumpsky, unless he gets his big mac attack in the rose garden won't always be a "sitting" president? Did you know Paulie Nobail is in jail with no bail due to "crimes against the United States of America" - on the day we declared independence, no less? Did you know that Mike Cohen is ending his attorney information sharing agreement with Trump Org? Do you know what that means? Did you know Trump Family charities SDNY lawsuit is progressing and unless Jr., EvenDumberSon and Incester settle Trump will have to testify? Did you know that Flynn pleaded guilty? Did you know Papa pleaded guilty? Did you know Gates pleaded guilty? Did you know the little Dutch Boy is also staring at the inside of a Pen tonight? Did you know you don't know much Racist Joe, but at least you let everyone know how little you know. Oh, and did you know Killary and Obummer aren't arrested yet But! Will! Be! Very! Soon!!!! I'm sure of it. kek.

Of course, the funniest thing is when your best defense is reduced to: "Dear Leader can't be indicted despite all the crimes that will be uncovered" you may want to rethink your loyalty pledge. Kek-kek.
It sure brought you out from under that rock you hide under, dummy. Even husker thought it was funny, but you are too stupid to get it.
Get it?
 
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