How about we don't leave it to CNN, FOX, OAN, MSNBC, etc. Here's my f'n plan!
I use the DPA (Defense Production Act) and force the production of 100 million Abbot machines. I use all the unemployed to work round the f'n clock and get these done in about 2-3 weeks. I ship them out to every f'n household in America within 1 week. Once everybody has one in their house, I tell American's that we are going to suck it up for 1 week. Nobody leaves their f'n house, and they test every single day for 1 week.
After that 1 week, anybody who tests positive, we will send a f'n contact tracing team to your house and handle everything while you remain quarantined. We'll feed you and treat you like a f'n king to make sure you don't go out. Omaha Filet Mignons, Dom Perignon, you name it.
On the 8th day, EVERYBODY goes back to normal; schools, bars, restaurants, etc. Keep testing regularly to catch any flare ups and keep all precautions as much as possible.
Cost: 100-200 billion Cost of No Plan: priceless
