The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

[espola]

So, "It's for my health!" is the new line?

Preventive medicine.

 

[tenacious]

Do you suppose Kraft's "health massage" is being paid for by Medicare?

https://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate#1

So the way his lawyers see it, he's got something like a medical marijuana card but for rub and tugs? Oy' vey

 

[espola]

So the way his lawyers see it, he's got something like a medical marijuana card but for rub and tugs? Oy' vey

I think I was about 16 when I first heard about the potential hazard of "blue balls", and now we have proof backed up by serious medical research.

 

[tenacious]

Not that I really want to know... but how do you suppose the tested the effects of blue balls?

 

[espola]

Not that I really want to know... but how do you suppose the tested the effects of blue balls?

Years of dedicated research, obviously. I imagine they had a hard time (no pun intended) recruiting for volunteers on the "blue" side.

 

[tenacious]

Years of dedicated research, obviously. I imagine they had a hard time (no pun intended) recruiting for volunteers on the "blue" side.

You probably don't tell the blue side guys it's a test would be my guess. You just send in "nurses" in skimpy Halloween nurse getup's and wait to see what happens...

 

[espola]

You probably don't tell the blue side guys it's a test would be my guess. You just send in "nurses" in skimpy Halloween nurse getup's and wait to see what happens...

I don't think they are going to immediately develop prostate cancer. You would have to repeat the test every Haloween or so and track the results.

Now on the "clear" side, I can imagine comments like "C'mon baby, it's all in the interests of science!"

 

[Racist Joe]

So, "It's for my health!" is the new line?

It’s for my health.

 

[Racist Joe]

You probably don't tell the blue side guys it's a test would be my guess. You just send in "nurses" in skimpy Halloween nurse getup's and wait to see what happens...

How skimpy will determine how long to wait.

 

[Racist Joe]

Now on the "clear" side, I can imagine comments like "C'mon baby, it's all in the interests of science!"

C’mon baby, it’s all in the interests of science!

 

[Racist Joe]

I’d be interested if there are any lawyers in here who can clarify... but I’d assume that as part of the public record there is no way Kraft is going to be able to prevent the video from being released to the public?

That video is fake. And it didn’t exist. And whatabout the video of Obama’s birth in a Maasai mud hut. Whatabout that?

 

[Nonononono]

We’ve had a lot of fun poking at Trump and his circle of jerks regarding this Florida sex trafficker. At least there’s no connection to the Republican Party as a whole. That would be awful.

 

[Nonononono]

Never mind.

 

[Hüsker Dü]

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Blasphemous, but then again t-swallowers think he is God himself.

 

[Ricky Fandango]

Hey, did I ever tell you about the time we drove all the way around Iceland in a VW popup van and stopped to snorkel the continental divide? That was c-c-c-c-coooold!

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Why didnt you call it a shithole Island?
Not African enough?

 

[Ricky Fandango]

I did that snorkel. The fissure.

I bet you snorkel a lot of fissures.

 

[Sheriff Joe]

I bet you snorkel a lot of fissures.

The fissure whisperer.

 

[Friesland]

Why didnt you call it a shithole Island?
Not African enough?

I just follow Don the Con's lead...

Meanwhile...

https://news.joins.com/article/23406804?cloc=joongang|home|newslist1big

 

[espola]

I just follow Don the Con's lead...

Meanwhile...

https://news.joins.com/article/23406804?cloc=joongang|home|newslist1big

Getting the embedded ads in Korean makes them much easier to ignore.

 

[Friesland]

I bet you snorkel a lot of fissures.

Usually dive them, but plumbers and Don the Con fans know fissures better than anyone!
Been cleaning out an old computer. Lots of travel photos. There's a few chutes on this mountain that are fissures... Headed back there soon. Can't wait!