The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

As a member of the elite class (i.e. college-educated millionaire), at least I know that by far the wealthiest administration in history cares about keeping my money away from, well, you know...
 
nononono said:
Well....there's always fishing with a....

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Shooting fish in a barrel...
But I suppose it's just a sign of the times that we live in a world where now every sportsman has to come home with a trophy- but boy do these guys sure seem like loosers to me.
 
tenacious said:
Shooting fish in a barrel...
But I suppose it's just a sign of the times that we live in a world where now every sportsman has to come home with a trophy- but boy do these guys sure seem like loosers to me.
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Ask yourself questions before popping off.
Why would a guy shoot tuna in a net? It doesn't do anything but damage the product.
Shark in the net would be my guess.
 
Ricky Fandango said:
Ask yourself questions before popping off.
Why would a guy shoot tuna in a net? It doesn't do anything but damage the product.
Shark in the net would be my guess.
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Yes a row of blue collar fishermen with shotguns and hear plugs, dressed in polo shirts... worried about a shark eating the catch. Deep insightful post bra!
 
Ricky Fandango said:
"Eating the catch"?
You really are stupid.

"A row of blue collar fishermen"?
I see one guy with a shotgun.
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Well and here I thought you were just a plumber from Oceanside who watched Fox News and supported these guys because you saw a gun. But damn... sounds like you're a real sportsman!
 
Lion Eyes said:
The guy with the shotgun is wearing a wet suit... and he may very well be dispatching the tuna with head shots using shotgun slugs as ammo.
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Alright, so I finally clicked on the pic to see it at scale. Yes it's a wet suit...
That's how we shot 400 lb halibut so we could get them in the boat when I was up in AK. doesn't make much sense with a 50lb tuna, so the plumber is likely right they are shooting a shark.
 
tenacious said:
Alright, so I finally clicked on the pic to see it at scale. Yes it's a wet suit...
That's how we shot 400 lb halibut so we could get them in the boat when I was up in AK. doesn't make much sense with a 50lb tuna, so the plumber is likely right they are shooting a shark.
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Keep guessing td...
Blue Fin Tuna can weigh 2000 lbs
 
Lion Eyes said:
I'm sure Magoo will find this amusing....









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That looks like a blue fin. What a waste of good meat, as a fish like that needs to be bled so the lactic acid doesn't ruin the meat, not shot with a gun.
Again, as someone who has stalked and killed animals (a sometimes sportsman) these guys still look like looser to me.
 
tenacious said:
That looks like a blue fin. What a waste of good meat, as a fish like that needs to be bled so the lactic acid doesn't ruin the meat, not shot with a gun.
Again, as someone who has stalked and killed animals these guys still look like looser to me.
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Head shots td...head shots.
 
tenacious said:
That looks like a blue fin. What a waste of good meat, as a fish like that needs to be bled so the lactic acid doesn't ruin the meat, not shot with a gun.
Again, as someone who has stalked and killed animals (a sometimes sportsman) these guys still look like looser to me.
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I've killed my share of tuna.
We kill em first with a blow to the head, and then cut the gills to bleed em.
Those fish are so big, and there are so many of them, that a shotgun is safer, quicker, and more effective than anything I could think of.
 
tenacious said:
After you hook a blue fin you have to slash the gills and drag the fish for a hour or so til it's dead or the meat is basically ruined.

Also I'd put that big one around 700lbs. A 1200lb tuna is much much bigger...
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You want to kill the fish quickly, drain the blood and get it cold.
 
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