The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

Soon to be added: Paulie Noballs and Mikey Crackhack! "My name is Paulie Noballs and I am going to jail... I am going to jail... I have gone to jailllllll! My name is Paulie Noballs, and I am going to jail. And Killary is drinking chardonny!"

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Little Paulie Noballs is in the VIP unit of the Warsaw VA jail! But don't worry about him, he gets to have visitors for an hour next Friday. Should we all go and say "hi?"

We should at least write him a postcard. I'm sure it gets lonely. But maybe he will meet nice people and make interesting new friends! I'm sure the VIP cell is like the suite I had at the Soffitel last week. It was very nice. I'm sure Warsaw is very nice too. I'm sure the gaurds in the jail are very nice. I bet the other guests are too. Maybe there is golf. Or bingo. Or majong!
 
Maybe Killary and Obummer will go visit Paulie next Friday. Maybe they will say "don't worry, Paulie Noballs, I'm sure we are going to be arrest VERY soon. And then they will try not to laugh too hard." I'm going to write to Killary and Obummer and suggest they visit Paulie Noballs. He might be sad and lonely and will be happy to have guests.
 
Lookie. Paulie Noballs is still a VIP. He'll be very happy with his jacuzzi. Maybe his mistress who he was plowing in his and his wife's bed in the Hamptons will come visit him next Friday. Maybe she'll bring Killary and Barack Islama and Stormy Daniels. They can have a party!

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'Morning Joe' Outrages Followers With IG Report Tweet
17 hours ago

Joe Scarborough

✔@JoeNBC

https://twitter.com/JoeNBC/status/1007367526546919424

Vladimir Putin did nothing to elect Donald Trump. James Comey did.

Today’s IG Report proves Comey’s team sat on the Weiner letter until such time it caused maximum damage.

No one did more to destroy Hillary Clinton’s campaign than James Comey.

2:01 PM - Jun 14, 2018
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.dailywire.com/news/31904/morning-joe-outrages-followers-ig-report-tweet-james-barrett?amp&ved=0ahUKEwjjm4u6itjbAhVLZKwKHZxvBtMQqUMISDAI&usg=AOvVaw0NTjLmFlP-Zyf3uX2OBjQO
 
'Homophobic' Tweet About Trump

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JEROME HUDSON 16 Jun 2018

Actor Samuel L. Jackson took to Twitter on Friday and posted a tweet dedicated to President Donald Trump’s birthday, but several social media users accused the Avengers star of sending an anti-gay slur.

“Must have been a party at The White House, Mitch, Paul, Rudy & others were spotted wearing knee pads & carrying these lined up outside. Happy Birthday,” Jackson captioned his tweet, which included an image of “After Dick Mints” with the tagline “going down?”


The mints and the mention of knee pads left many to assume Jackson was suggesting that President Trump was receiving birthday oral sex from the aforementioned Republican lawmakers.

“Did you and Joy Reid get hacked by the same person?” one Twitter user asked Jackson, a reference to embattle MSNBC host Joy Reid whose come under heavy fire for having several homophobic posts published on her blog and later claimed that her site was hacked.

“Gay shaming?” actor Adam Baldwin asked Jackson.

“Homophobic as fuck [sic] Sam,” another user said.

One Twitter user tweeted at Capital One, asking if the major credit card company endorses this language from one of its national spokesmen.

The backlash was intense and was punctuated by one user saying, “Homophobic Comments like this are causing shrinkage of the Democrat Party base.”
 
'Homophobic' Tweet About Trump

Samjackson1.jpg

Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for Disney
JEROME HUDSON 16 Jun 2018

Actor Samuel L. Jackson took to Twitter on Friday and posted a tweet dedicated to President Donald Trump’s birthday, but several social media users accused the Avengers star of sending an anti-gay slur.

“Must have been a party at The White House, Mitch, Paul, Rudy & others were spotted wearing knee pads & carrying these lined up outside. Happy Birthday,” Jackson captioned his tweet, which included an image of “After Dick Mints” with the tagline “going down?”


The mints and the mention of knee pads left many to assume Jackson was suggesting that President Trump was receiving birthday oral sex from the aforementioned Republican lawmakers.

“Did you and Joy Reid get hacked by the same person?” one Twitter user asked Jackson, a reference to embattle MSNBC host Joy Reid whose come under heavy fire for having several homophobic posts published on her blog and later claimed that her site was hacked.

“Gay shaming?” actor Adam Baldwin asked Jackson.

“Homophobic as fuck [sic] Sam,” another user said.

One Twitter user tweeted at Capital One, asking if the major credit card company endorses this language from one of its national spokesmen.

The backlash was intense and was punctuated by one user saying, “Homophobic Comments like this are causing shrinkage of the Democrat Party base.”
Live by the PC dicksword, ..swallow the PC dicksword.
I love when leftists get bent over by their own politically correct tolerance intolerance.
 
How'd y'all sleep?

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In other news, Killary and Obummer are TWICE AS LIKELY TO BE ARRESTED TODAY AS THEY WERE YESTERDAY!! That's 2x!!!!
 
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