Iz lives off Uncle Sam. Multi lives off his daddy. Ricky lives off Kohler. Lion screams at the kids to get off the lawn, while he sits in his rocking chair muttering to himself. Joe is a mystery, but I'm pretty sure he fantasizes about Michelle Obama most of the time.
The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread
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Sheriff Joe
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How sure are you?
Hüsker Dü
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I think of Norman Bates when I read a nono post.
Hüsker Dü
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. . . but more likely he is the gimp.
Hüsker Dü
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His wife must hate him . . .
A man who wore a “Make America Great Again” hat to a bar got “sucker punched” by two people, who are now arrested.
Luke Lenzner says that while he and his wife were on a date at Portland bar Growler's Taproom on Saturday, he was “mobbed” by an angry group of patrons on the patio. “...People came from the inside out and just circled me and my wife,” Lenzer told KPTV.
However, surveillance video depicting a near-empty bar after last call.
Lenzner said that two people, who police identified as Adebisi Okuneye, 23, and Leopold Hauser, 22, attacked him. “Surrounding me...pushing me. I’m just trying to through, trying to stop the person from hitting me, taking my hat,” Lenzner told the station. “And then I get sucker punched.”
When the Portland Police Department responded, Okuneye and Hauser had already left, but because Lenzner had taken a photo of their license plate, they were easily found. Police discovered the suspect’s gold van parked a few blocks away and charged both with third-degree assault.
According to an affidavit of probable cause sent to Yahoo Lifestyle by the Multnomah County District Attorney’s Office, Lenzner’s wife encouraged him to wear the MAGA hat to “see how people treat him.” At the bar, Lenzner alleges that Okuneye “got into his face.” When he pushed her away, Hauser punched him in the face. Lenzner’s wife said that Okuneye attacked him as well.
However, according Hauser, his group gave dirty looks to Lenzner because he “disagreed with the political statement of the hat.” The tension caused Lenzner to allegedly say, “B*tch, do you like my hat?” On the bar’s security camera, Lenzner points to his hat as he walks by the suspects’ table.
Hauser claims that Lenzner pushed Okuneye, and he tried to separate them but “arms were flying everywhere.”
The Portland Police Department tells Yahoo Lifestyle that Lenzner had injuries from the fight and that Okuneye and Hauser, whose relationship to each other wasn’t clear, were booked into the Multnomah County Detention Center.
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/man...date-night-gets-sucker-punched-213520582.html
A man who wore a “Make America Great Again” hat to a bar got “sucker punched” by two people, who are now arrested.
Luke Lenzner says that while he and his wife were on a date at Portland bar Growler's Taproom on Saturday, he was “mobbed” by an angry group of patrons on the patio. “...People came from the inside out and just circled me and my wife,” Lenzer told KPTV.
However, surveillance video depicting a near-empty bar after last call.
Lenzner said that two people, who police identified as Adebisi Okuneye, 23, and Leopold Hauser, 22, attacked him. “Surrounding me...pushing me. I’m just trying to through, trying to stop the person from hitting me, taking my hat,” Lenzner told the station. “And then I get sucker punched.”
When the Portland Police Department responded, Okuneye and Hauser had already left, but because Lenzner had taken a photo of their license plate, they were easily found. Police discovered the suspect’s gold van parked a few blocks away and charged both with third-degree assault.
According to an affidavit of probable cause sent to Yahoo Lifestyle by the Multnomah County District Attorney’s Office, Lenzner’s wife encouraged him to wear the MAGA hat to “see how people treat him.” At the bar, Lenzner alleges that Okuneye “got into his face.” When he pushed her away, Hauser punched him in the face. Lenzner’s wife said that Okuneye attacked him as well.
However, according Hauser, his group gave dirty looks to Lenzner because he “disagreed with the political statement of the hat.” The tension caused Lenzner to allegedly say, “B*tch, do you like my hat?” On the bar’s security camera, Lenzner points to his hat as he walks by the suspects’ table.
Hauser claims that Lenzner pushed Okuneye, and he tried to separate them but “arms were flying everywhere.”
The Portland Police Department tells Yahoo Lifestyle that Lenzner had injuries from the fight and that Okuneye and Hauser, whose relationship to each other wasn’t clear, were booked into the Multnomah County Detention Center.
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/man...date-night-gets-sucker-punched-213520582.html
Sheriff Joe
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All over a red hat.
Sheriff Joe
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How in the hell would you know anything about her? You and I are tight and we never met.
Hüsker Dü
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The red hat guy started it. Read the article.
Doesn't exactly say that.
Who got arrested?
Hüsker Dü
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The video shows the truth and backs their story. The mug shots are all you need to decide.
Who threw the first punch?
I watched the video.
Who got arrested?
Hüsker Dü
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He started it, she finished it. I guess she should have been the bigger man and ignored his taunts. Instead she whooped punkasses butt.
Really?
Where did it say that?
"She should have been a bigger man"?
Is this something you made up again?
Where did it say that?
"She should have been a bigger man"?
Is this something you made up again?
You would know Huli Huli Boi. You got a great view from the henhouse.
