The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread
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Bruddah IZ
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They ought to post a sign that says DON’T FEED THE ANIMALS
T supposedly suggested that dropping nuclear bombs in hurricanes could save the USA from much damage. The best evidence that he said it is that he now denies it.
Back in 2015 when he was still sane (or at least less insane), t had this to say about nuclear energy --
Back in 2015 when he was still sane (or at least less insane), t had this to say about nuclear energy --
Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
Too late. Barn door's open... too late for QE9, too late for trade truce. Shockingly, Don the Con has blundered into a recession. Who could have guessed.
It's all over save the revised numbers. Start cutting your expenses now kiddos.
of course... another shocker...
https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/27/investing/david-kelly-markets-now-preview/index.html
https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/27/investing/david-kelly-markets-now-preview/index.html
Hüsker Dü
DA
Gee, you mean the thing that actually made America great in the first place and ever since? . . . but, after what they go through to get here, you can't scare them into complying as easily as some others.
Bruddah IZ
DA
The Barn door has been open for 200 plus years Spigot boy. But it only took six years to nearly double the countries debt.
Iz lives off Uncle Sam. Multi lives off his daddy. Ricky lives off Kohler. Lion screams at the kids to get off the lawn, while he sits in his rocking chair muttering to himself. Joe is a mystery, but I'm pretty sure he fantasizes about Michelle Obama most of the time.
Sheriff Joe
DA
How sure are you?
Hüsker Dü
DA
I think of Norman Bates when I read a nono post.
Hüsker Dü
DA
. . . but more likely he is the gimp.
Hüsker Dü
DA
His wife must hate him . . .
A man who wore a “Make America Great Again” hat to a bar got “sucker punched” by two people, who are now arrested.
Luke Lenzner says that while he and his wife were on a date at Portland bar Growler's Taproom on Saturday, he was “mobbed” by an angry group of patrons on the patio. “...People came from the inside out and just circled me and my wife,” Lenzer told KPTV.
However, surveillance video depicting a near-empty bar after last call.
Lenzner said that two people, who police identified as Adebisi Okuneye, 23, and Leopold Hauser, 22, attacked him. “Surrounding me...pushing me. I’m just trying to through, trying to stop the person from hitting me, taking my hat,” Lenzner told the station. “And then I get sucker punched.”
When the Portland Police Department responded, Okuneye and Hauser had already left, but because Lenzner had taken a photo of their license plate, they were easily found. Police discovered the suspect’s gold van parked a few blocks away and charged both with third-degree assault.
According to an affidavit of probable cause sent to Yahoo Lifestyle by the Multnomah County District Attorney’s Office, Lenzner’s wife encouraged him to wear the MAGA hat to “see how people treat him.” At the bar, Lenzner alleges that Okuneye “got into his face.” When he pushed her away, Hauser punched him in the face. Lenzner’s wife said that Okuneye attacked him as well.
However, according Hauser, his group gave dirty looks to Lenzner because he “disagreed with the political statement of the hat.” The tension caused Lenzner to allegedly say, “B*tch, do you like my hat?” On the bar’s security camera, Lenzner points to his hat as he walks by the suspects’ table.
Hauser claims that Lenzner pushed Okuneye, and he tried to separate them but “arms were flying everywhere.”
The Portland Police Department tells Yahoo Lifestyle that Lenzner had injuries from the fight and that Okuneye and Hauser, whose relationship to each other wasn’t clear, were booked into the Multnomah County Detention Center.
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/man...date-night-gets-sucker-punched-213520582.html
A man who wore a “Make America Great Again” hat to a bar got “sucker punched” by two people, who are now arrested.
Luke Lenzner says that while he and his wife were on a date at Portland bar Growler's Taproom on Saturday, he was “mobbed” by an angry group of patrons on the patio. “...People came from the inside out and just circled me and my wife,” Lenzer told KPTV.
However, surveillance video depicting a near-empty bar after last call.
Lenzner said that two people, who police identified as Adebisi Okuneye, 23, and Leopold Hauser, 22, attacked him. “Surrounding me...pushing me. I’m just trying to through, trying to stop the person from hitting me, taking my hat,” Lenzner told the station. “And then I get sucker punched.”
When the Portland Police Department responded, Okuneye and Hauser had already left, but because Lenzner had taken a photo of their license plate, they were easily found. Police discovered the suspect’s gold van parked a few blocks away and charged both with third-degree assault.
According to an affidavit of probable cause sent to Yahoo Lifestyle by the Multnomah County District Attorney’s Office, Lenzner’s wife encouraged him to wear the MAGA hat to “see how people treat him.” At the bar, Lenzner alleges that Okuneye “got into his face.” When he pushed her away, Hauser punched him in the face. Lenzner’s wife said that Okuneye attacked him as well.
However, according Hauser, his group gave dirty looks to Lenzner because he “disagreed with the political statement of the hat.” The tension caused Lenzner to allegedly say, “B*tch, do you like my hat?” On the bar’s security camera, Lenzner points to his hat as he walks by the suspects’ table.
Hauser claims that Lenzner pushed Okuneye, and he tried to separate them but “arms were flying everywhere.”
The Portland Police Department tells Yahoo Lifestyle that Lenzner had injuries from the fight and that Okuneye and Hauser, whose relationship to each other wasn’t clear, were booked into the Multnomah County Detention Center.
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/man...date-night-gets-sucker-punched-213520582.html
Sheriff Joe
DA
All over a red hat.
Sheriff Joe
DA
How in the hell would you know anything about her? You and I are tight and we never met.
Hüsker Dü
DA
The red hat guy started it. Read the article.
Doesn't exactly say that.
Who got arrested?