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This always reminds me of this, back when the Onion was funny:

Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell

JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESS—The hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to find themselves in the lowest plane of Na’ar, Islam’s Hell.

theonion.com

“I was told that these Americans were enemies of the one true religion, and that Heaven would be my reward for my noble sacrifice,” said Alomari, moments before his jaw was sheared away by faceless homunculi. “But now I am forced to suckle from the 16 poisoned leathern teats of Gophahmet, Whore of Betrayal, until I burst from an unwholesome engorgement of curdled bile. This must be some sort of terrible mistake.”

Exacerbating the terrorists’ tortures, which include being hollowed out and used as prophylactics by thorn-cocked Gulbuth The Rampant, is the fact that they will be forced to endure such suffering in sight of the Paradise they were expecting.

Oh wait, but there's more to endure in Naar'......

 

[watfly]

The Onion is still funny --

Political Profile: Pete Hegseth

Pete Hegseth, Trump’s pick to lead the Pentagon, has refused to withdraw his nomination amidst allegations of financial mismanagement and sexual misconduct. Here is what you need to know about the Defense Secretary nominee’s background. Marital Status: Third wife, 12th affair Military Rank...

theonion.com

Cliche and uncreative.

A half chuckle on "Biggest Pet Peeve: Consent"

 

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Detective espola and agent Husker Du, what are your thoughts?

 

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The New York Post: "The New Orleans terrorist, Shamsud-Din Jabbar, became radicalized after experiencing financial ruin and moving to a trailer park in close proximity to a mosque in Houston. He lived in squalor and had goats and chickens roaming his yard." Hmmm...

Before Mr. Jabbar hit rock bottom, he said this in 2020, In a 2020 YouTube video, Jabbar described his military experience as one that taught him “the meaning of great service,” according to the New York Post

I guess for some men like Shamsud, when you hit rock bottom and hit financial ruin, you move to trailer park life as a squalor and live among the goats and chickens. Wow, this story is getting insane by hour.

 

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Breaking Cybertruck news: The driver was shot in the head before he rolled up to Trump Hotel. We all know Tesla's can drive themselves. Sherriff has not confirmed 100% who the real driver was only that he was shot in the head and burned beyond recognition. Stay tune....

Watch Las Vegas Pressor: https://1a-1791.com/video/fwe1/48/s8/2/h/t/O/j/htOjw.caa.mp4?b=1&u=ummtf

 

[Hüsker Dü]

No evidence to date that LV terrorist was Islamic. Just an angry white dude likely triggered by Trump and Musk.

But yeah, you would expect a special forces officer could better execute the explosion, but when your blinded by hate and delusion you don't always make quality decisions.

Seems as far as the New Orleans attack is concerned trump and friends are saying the quiet part out loud. They don’t want any “foreigners” here whatsoever. By blaming border policy for an attack by an American born citizen. Now I guess how far back they go and who they go after is at their discretion?

Trump and GOP allies falsely blame New Orleans attack on immigration failures

The driver who killed at least 14 people and injured 30 was a U.S. citizen from Texas.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[Hüsker Dü]

Well the driver got what he deserved. The symbolism intended by this terrorist spectacularly backfired (pardon the pun). He did more to prove the counterpoint. I love irony.

Do you know the definition of "seriously", the true nature of the injuries may not have been covered on your meme website.

Of the seven people injured, Touchstone said, two were taken to University Medical Center of Southern Nevada in Las Vegas. But the injuries of all seven people are considered minor, he said.

Well I guess seeing as none of your maga militia brothers got hurt it doesn’t matter, right?

 

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Seems as far as the New Orleans attack is concerned trump and friends are saying the quiet part out loud. They don’t want any “foreigners” here whatsoever. By blaming border policy for an attack by an American born citizen. Now I guess how far back they go and who they go after is at their discretion?

Trump and GOP allies falsely blame New Orleans attack on immigration failures

The driver who killed at least 14 people and injured 30 was a U.S. citizen from Texas.

www.nbcnews.com

We have enough issues with illegal immigrants as it is, without having to blame the NOLA terrorist incident on illegal immigration. This is a case of the right following a narrative and not the facts....in other words, I'm agreeing with you.

 

[watfly]

Well I guess seeing as none of your maga militia brothers got hurt it doesn’t matter, right?

I don't wish ill will on anyone because of their political persuasion, just terrorists. Says a lot about you that you can make "Thankfully no one was seriously hurt" into a partisan issue.

 

[Hüsker Dü]

I don't wish ill will on anyone because of their political persuasion, just terrorists. Says a lot about you that you can make "Thankfully no one was seriously hurt" into a partisan issue.

Yeah, that’s the ticket.

 

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Yeah, that’s the ticket.

You voted for this ticket and the Kamala ticket, yuk!!!

 

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Seems as far as the New Orleans attack is concerned trump and friends are saying the quiet part out loud. They don’t want any “foreigners” here whatsoever. By blaming border policy for an attack by an American born citizen. Now I guess how far back they go and who they go after is at their discretion?

Trump and GOP allies falsely blame New Orleans attack on immigration failures

The driver who killed at least 14 people and injured 30 was a U.S. citizen from Texas.

www.nbcnews.com

From Speaker Johnson: "I'm afraid my gut tells me that this event in New Orleans may be tied in some way to the border. We don't know that yet, but we know intuitively that the wide open border for years has led [and] is going to lead to more events like this."

 

[Slobodan]

I don't see how I lost anything there. Has not justice been served?

Sure... justice was served on November 5th.

Democrats used the DOJ against Trump and lost. Democrats called Trump every evil name in the book and lost. Democrats wanted to eliminate the Electoral College and lost. Democrats bragged about winning the "popular" vote and lost. Democrats opened our borders, denied they did it, blamed Trump for not fixing it and lost. Democrats lied about creating jobs and reducing inflation and lost. Democrats went on television and lied to Americans, every single day, and lost. Democrats tried to prevent legal voters from selecting the candidate of their choice and lost.

Complete and utter implosion of the libtard party, all the woke bullshit it endorses and all the dirty tactics to take dictatorial control of the American people. Game, set and match.

 

[Slobodan]

When t said this --

"When I said that the criminals coming in are far worse than the criminals we have in our country, that statement was constantly refuted by Democrats and the Fake News Media, but it turned out to be true. The crime rate in our country is at a level that nobody has ever seen before. Our hearts are with all of the innocent victims and their loved ones, including the brave officers of the New Orleans Police Department. The Trump Administration will fully support the City of New Orleans as they investigate and recover from this act of pure evil!"

Fox News had to issue an immediate fact-check on him --

"Now the former president said criminals coming in in a statement, meaning into our country, but to be clear Molly [Line] and Brian [Llenas] the suspect was born in the United States, he served in the United States Army, he was a veteran, the FBI is the lead agency in this investigation going through the social media and any other accounts associated with the suspect. " -- Fox News Justice Correspondent David Spunt.

So what makes you think Trump was specifically referring to the terrorist and not some of the 15,000,000 illegal aliens Biden invited here and tells everyone it's racist to ask for voter ID when it comes to their "sanctuary"? Are you going to tell me that wasn't a deliberate move by dems? To bring them here, use our tax dollars to support them and allow them to vote?

 

[Slobodan]

Coming soon to dumpsters all over America --

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I DARE you to tell me Biden's 4-years was better for Americans than Trump's 4-years. D-A-R-E you.

 

[Slobodan]

I think it's safe to say that the news and things espola and Husker Du post on here is usually the opposite of what is true.

Cybertruck Bomber Named as Green Beret Vet Who Served at Same Base as New Orleans Attacker. I guess they knew each other.​

Jabarr just converted to ISIS and then was called to carry out his deadly mission for the 7 virgins in the next life. I'm hearing reports that the Green Beret also converted to ISIS but was told to only put a message together for Trump & Elon and be prepared to carry out a suicide mission later for his 7 virgins.

Cybertruck Bomber

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A little good news... his virgins just arrived.

 

[Slobodan]

Seems as far as the New Orleans attack is concerned trump and friends are saying the quiet part out loud. They don’t want any “foreigners” here whatsoever. By blaming border policy for an attack by an American born citizen. Now I guess how far back they go and who they go after is at their discretion?

Trump and GOP allies falsely blame New Orleans attack on immigration failures

The driver who killed at least 14 people and injured 30 was a U.S. citizen from Texas.

www.nbcnews.com

You libtards seem to have a real lack of understanding between "immigrants" and "illegal aliens". Why is that? What part of "illegal" do you not grasp? Is that why you refer to illegal aliens as "immigrants... migrants... asylum seekers... dreamers"? You like that fluidity, just like you want gender to be fluid depending on today's mood?

 

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