Say bye-bye-bye to Girls and Boys DA

Club Hopper Patrol Parents "CHiPPs" ​

Let me first say that it has been an honor to play "CHiPPs" with all you parents,TMs and parents who think their a GM and a coach all in one. CHiPPs are here to keep an eye on everyone's whereabouts and see if one is trying to leave one soccer family for another. I was hated by most CHiPPers and a few others because my dd got offered freebies by 6 of the top socal clubs every year for about three years. Gee, I wonder why? Score goals and it's free I guess :) I really have a better understanding of why you guys do what you do on here. Socal Girls Soccer is one big recruiting game and my little "Rocket" was highly sought after. Let just state the facts. Like i said before, club hopping will be at an all time high this year. ECNL is the top league and folks are looking for a spot. SoCal Highway Patrol Cop Parents are on here to check on the hoppers and where some might hop too. We hopped into a great family and no more hopping for us thank the Lord. My friend dd is looking for a new family to hop too as well and will be hopping around looking for the best environment at an a affordable cost. Most can;t follow a coach either in today's soccer arena. Where is the next soccer hopper going they ask? Big time players looking to find a new family. I won;t share what I know :) BTW, no more GOAT phrase for this dad. It really should be left to the greatest of all time in girls soccer and you can only have one of those I guess. My dd is actually an out of control rocket that is being programmed as we speak to take off some day :) Big can be a problem today in soccer. No real development was going on here folks, let's be real :( ECNL was/is all about taking the top "Elite" athletes and make them "Elite" soccer players to be recruited by all the colleges. A great service to pay for in today's ever changing soccer market. This forum is filled with "CHiPPers." Have some skills that thrill, then you too can be a world class soccer player just like all the world class athletes. Speed? No need for that anymore if you can juggle.....lol!!!! Watch this video of the theme song of CHiPs and just imagine all the TMs and important board members cruising around socal forum looking to see whose trying to leave and club hop. If you score goals or stop them and leave one team, watch out for the hate and name calling. It's about time to start looking at other soccer dealerships. Some places can';t offer what they used too.......I'm out!!!!

 
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@Ellejustus: I take it your CHIPPer narrative is meant to be a lighthearted, non-sensical riff on...stuff... in general. Cause’ I turned it upside down, looked at it with my eyes squinted, tried reading it with one eye covered, but still couldn’t make sense if it! ;)
 
timmyh said:
If the players were happy and felt their current situation was better than any alternatives (distance, cost, coach, teammates, competition, etc.) they would have just swatted away any flirtations.
Happens all the time.

If the players felt the new opportunity would be more likely to help them fulfill their goals or needs (again... distance, cost, coach, teammates, competition, etc.), can't blame them for exploring it.
Also happens all the time.

Welcome to high level youth soccer.
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It may all be irrelevant anyway.
 
Giesbock said:
@Ellejustus: I take it your CHIPPer narrative is meant to be a lighthearted, non-sensical riff on...stuff... in general. Cause’ I turned it upside down, looked at it with my eyes squinted, tried reading it with one eye covered, but still couldn’t make sense if it! ;)
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Always lighthearted bro. Life is too short and scary to take things serious anymore. I'm already on borrowed time and so grateful that I get to breath another day. I'm a playful, happy puppy that just needs attention, a few hugs and food and I'm all good :)
 
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Copa9 said:
I say "Go for it"! Go out and work, party, don't wear a mask, go visit family, have street parties, yes definitely do it. :)
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Just think about the money we’ll save on Medicare after we kill off the old folks!
Ellejustus said:
Always lighthearted bro. Life is too short and scary to take things serious anymore. I'm already on borrowed time and so grateful that I get to breath another day. I'm a playful, happy puppy that just needs attention, a few hugs and food and I'm all good :)
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New meds I take it?
 
EOTL said:
Technically, you’ll take chances with other people’s lives, since you are almost certainly a low risk of dying from it. You have decided that your privacy and that of others is more important than the lives of many old people and some others who get coronavirus.
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yes. my liberty is more important. where have you been with the flu every year. you know who dies from it? the same people that are dying from this. if you are s are stay home
 
SoccerGuru said:
Two reasons it won't work is because Korea population is way smaller than the US and the US and Korea are very different culturally. Americans are so against wearing masks while in Korea before covid they all had masks and wore them. Plus, Americans are so against allowing government intervention as stated by Jose. I mean we are the only country to protest and ignore all social distancing protocols that the rest of the world is following (Orange County), even though we have examples (Italy and NY) of what happens to health systems if it spreads too fast. We do need to open up eventually and we will but I think people are just getting impatient and it is understandable. Just because something works in another country does not mean it will work here.
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flatten the curve to find a cure. you got got. there will be no cure anytime soon. most people recover. 50% are from nursing facilities so protect them.
 
EOTL said:
Technically, you’ll take chances with other people’s lives, since you are almost certainly a low risk of dying from it. You have decided that your privacy and that of others is more important than the lives of many old people and some others who get coronavirus.
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no take your own chances. I'll take mine. I never touch anyone anyway and neither should you. if you are worried stay home.
 
Wisconsin barflies are flocking to belly up for a drink or two. Elbow to elbow. No masks...

Looks a lot like one big giant simmering Petrie Dish! Ughh.
 
Jose has returned said:
yes. my liberty is more important. where have you been with the flu every year. you know who dies from it? the same people that are dying from this. if you are s are stay home
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Actually the ones dying from the seasonal flu are the ones who have been exposed and weren't vaccinated.
 
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