Well, they are the party that makes you feel better about your shortcomings.
- You're not envious of others' success, you are oppressed
- You're not more successful due to unfair advantages others have.
- You aren't unqualified, you are underrepresented. Merit is a mirage
- The truth is less important than promoting the party's causes
- You aren't supporting anti-democratic policies, you are saving democracy
- I know inflation is hard on you, but it's not as hard as you think and we'll keep printing money and randomly pass your debt off to taxpayers
- Criminals are victims
- It's not censorship of opinions I disagree with, it's removing disinformation
- Racism is OK as long as it is applied "correctly"
- Rape and other violence is OK as long as it is against Jews and you are oppressed
- Words are violence when you can't make a coherent argument against them
- When children struggle during puberty, as all children do, quickly transition the child before they grow out of this stage
- You aren't fat, even though you are, and even if you are fat, it's not your fault
- You are to be celebrated for your mental illness, not treated. You are fine the way you are
- You aren't a drug addict, you are self-medicating and will be given free drugs and a sidewalk to sleep and poop on
- You aren't dumb, the test is biased
My God. I never realized it would be so easy to vote for Trump - and I still don't like him.