Looks like the nurse I had for my colonoscopy.
For every, "back in verminshire" story espola tells, from now on, I will counter with an unpleasant plumbing story, or more details of my colonoscopy.
My brother back in Vermont has had several colonoscopies over the years for diagnosis of recurring digestive issues he has had since his youth. He told me that the equipment has improved over the years from feeling like a 2x4 rammed up his sphincter to feeling like being tickled with a feather. I asked him how he knew what being tickled in the butt with a feather felt like.