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Andy Dukes said:
I got told it once. Glad I found common ground. Welcome to the snowflakes.
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Q: Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?
A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

The joke above and the one you referred to have nothing in common.
The one above is silly and absurd.
The one you referred to is disgusting and perverted.
Only a snowflake would consider them equally offensive.
 
Lion Eyes said:
Q: Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?
A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

The joke above and the one you referred to have nothing in common.
The one above is silly and absurd.
The one you referred to is disgusting and perverted.
Only a snowflake would consider them equally offensive.
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Can they spell "toboggan"?

You can't make this shit up.
 
Just for you Magoo... another fine catch. They can't spell toboggan.
Keep up the outstanding work.
You are out show all of us how smart you are, one misspelled word at a time


http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Polish/Polish_Jokes2.htm

Polish One Liners
Q. Why don't polish women use vibrators?
A. It chips their teeth.

Q. How do you sink a polish battleship?
A. Put it in water.

Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector.
A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.
A2: Start backing up and waving the detector in front of you.

Q: How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.

Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
A: Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.

Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.

Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a hand-grenade at you?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back.

Q: How do you know if a Polak has been using a computer?
A: There's whiteout on the screen.

Q: How do you take census in a Polish village?
A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.

Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?
A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.

Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?
A: Yellow in the front, Brown in the back!

Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland?
A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Q: Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?
A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman?
A: He drove her buggy.

Q: Did you hear about the new automatic Polish parachutes?
A: They open on impact.
 
Lion Eyes said:
Just for you Magoo... another fine catch. They can't spell toboggan.
Keep up the outstanding work.
You are out show all of us how smart you are, one misspelled word at a time


http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Polish/Polish_Jokes2.htm

Polish One Liners

Q: Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?
A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.
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Looks like you copied something you thought was correct - nothing new there.

And you didn't give credit to the source until the error was pointed out. How trumpian of you!
 
Lion Eyes said:
Q: Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?
A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

The joke above and the one you referred to have nothing in common.
The one above is silly and absurd.
The one you referred to is disgusting and perverted.
Only a snowflake would consider them equally offensive.
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Those two jokes have a couple things in common. First, neither is funny. Second, an analogy. A slap to the face and a blast to the face with a shotgun are both assaults but very different. They're both wrong.
 
espola said:
Looks like you copied something you thought was correct - nothing new there.

And you didn't give credit to the source until the error was pointed out. How trumpian of you!
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Trumpian? You're delirious...muahahahahaaaaaaaaaa...attempting to tie this to Trump is...well pathetically sad.
Looks like your hung up on spelling which is what folks do when they got nothing else to argue.
I didn't think posting a joke needed to be cited. Seems irrational to those of us who are rational.
Have your care giver check your med's. I fear you are either over medicated or perhaps you've forgotten to take them
Either way you need to put the mouse down and spend some quiet time on the patio.
We can banter more tomorrow, poor soul, you've worn yourself out.
 
Andy Dukes said:
Those two jokes have a couple things in common. First, neither is funny. Second, an analogy. A slap to the face and a blast to the face with a shotgun are both assaults but very different. They're both wrong.
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Needless to say I'll take the slap in the face over the shotgun every time.
I'll take absurd and silly over perverted & disgusting every time.
They are not the same.
 
We need more good Samaritan's........

'Good Samaritan' Kills Active Shooter in Texas Restaurant

A "good Samaritan" with a gun killed an active shooter who may have been gearing up for a deadly rampage at a Texas sports bar Wednesday night, police said.

When 48-year-old James Jones walked inside the Zona Caliente Sports Bar, started yelling and then allegedly shot and killed Cesar Perez — a 37-year-old restaurant manager who'd attempted to calm him down — Arlington police said witnesses were afraid they would be next.

In addition to the gun used to kill Perez, police say Jones had another semiautomatic pistol and two knives on him. The serial number on the second gun had been scratched off, and Jones did not have a gun license, police said.

"He definitely had the capacity, if he wanted, to commit further violence and potentially kill other patrons in the business," Arlington Police Lieutenant Chris Cook told NBC News, adding that it did not appear that the shooter knew his victim.

An armed "good Samaritan" — as the Arlington Police labeled him — happened to be eating at the restaurant with his wife. A concealed carry permit holder, he told her to get down on the ground and then shot Jones in the back.

read more:
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/go...aurant-police/ar-BBAL3Gc?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=iehp
 
Lion Eyes said:
Needless to say I'll take the slap in the face over the shotgun every time.
I'll take absurd and silly over perverted & disgusting every time.
They are not the same.
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Yes, but the real question is whether you would rather Wez slap you in the face or hit you with his purse?
 
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