Just for you Magoo... another fine catch. They can't spell toboggan.
Keep up the outstanding work.
You are out show all of us how smart you are, one misspelled word at a time
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Polish One Liners
Q. Why don't polish women use vibrators?
A. It chips their teeth.
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship?
A. Put it in water.
Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector.
A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.
A2: Start backing up and waving the detector in front of you.
Q: How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.
Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
A: Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.
Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.
Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a hand-grenade at you?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back.
Q: How do you know if a Polak has been using a computer?
A: There's whiteout on the screen.
Q: How do you take census in a Polish village?
A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?
A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?
A: Yellow in the front, Brown in the back!
Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland?
A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
Q: Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?
A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman?
A: He drove her buggy.
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic Polish parachutes?
A: They open on impact.