My drinking game for Socalsoccer threads kicks into high gear.
Take any thread that is 7 pages or longer.
- If it devolves into kids not transmitting the virus, take a drink
- If it includes links to shitty wordpress sites that are suddenly filled with immunologists blog posts, take a drink
- If it rails on teachers while simultaneously begging for schools to reopen, take a shot
- If the word "sheeple" or "sheep" appears without referring to the farm animal, take a sip of Diet Coke, the refresher that everyone loves
- If it complains about the economic impact of not having games in California, the state with a $3.2T GDP, take a sip of an expensive tequila
- If it involves an argument against wearing masks, take a drink and then sigh, shake your head, and reset your clock as to when lockdown will be over
- If it involves a rambling personal story that has absolutely no basis in reality nor is relevant to anything in the thread prior, chug the rest of your drink
- If at any point you pray for the sweet release of death because the same posters are posting the same garbage over and over and over again, take a sip of a nice flavored water, then pour it over your laptop
- If the thread has absolutely no politics in it whatsoever, bust out the champagne, because that will never happen ever again in the lifetime of this godforsaken forum
-if it includes a claim that things are too dangerous for kids to play, take a sip of beer
-if there’s a claim you want to kill grandma by playing soccer or reopening schools, take a shot
-if they argue schools should be closed because we got to protect the teachers at the expense of the kids take a shot
-if someone makes unsubstantiated exaggerated claims about masks that they are better than vaccines or will control the outbreak, crack out the aged whiskey and take a shot
-if there’s a fight among goalkeeper moms over what’s really data chug that beer
-If someone claims x y and z country have done it better and if only we had followed that approach kids would all be playing soccer, crack out the tequila with a worm in it and take that shot
-if you see that goalpost being moved again crack open a fine wine and sip away
-if someone refutes a claim about what’s going on by saying “fauci said” or someone attempts to justify something fauci did, time for the vodka
-someone accuses someone else of racism chug that boiler maker
-someone goes full politics and blames everything on the guy in the White House...well that’s just a sip of beer because that always happens
-someone tried to defend a certain governor or call for his recall...well same. Don’t wanna give folks alcohol poisoning after all
-crush goes off on one of his stories, then take a break, have a smile, enjoy it for what it is and if it’s annoying you maybe you’ve beeN Here too long