Bad News Thread

Never bro. She is my Eternal Flame and I'm always on my knees with her. I love her so much, you have no idea.
Just so you know, it was a (failed) joke - my guess at your wife's answer to your question to me. Your last sentence was, "Guess what the first thing she told me was and guess what the only thing she told me to do was?"
 
Just so you know, it was a (failed) joke - my guess at your wife's answer to your question to me. Your last sentence was, "Guess what the first thing she told me was and guess what the only thing she told me to do was?"
Hahahahha. I get the joke bro, hehehehehehehe. Ok, so she told me that she forgives me and then told me to stop eating meat, dairy, gmo, gluten and all non organic processed foods. No fake cheese either.......lol.
 
Light Bulb Question. If there was contraceptive vaccine and after taking the shot the doc said you still need to wear a condom to perform, would that make any sense?

This isn't really a good analogy. There isn't a contraceptive vaccine but there is a birth control pill and it is not 100% effective. They do advise if you really really need to avoid getting pregnant to use both. Not to mention the issue of diseases.

On the other side, the condom in this case has holes through which some genetic material can pass, and some of these condoms are home made, some of them no more than a piece of tissue you found in the trash or made out of an old turtleneck.
 
This isn't really a good analogy. There isn't a contraceptive vaccine but there is a birth control pill and it is not 100% effective. They do advise if you really really need to avoid getting pregnant to use both. Not to mention the issue of diseases.

On the other side, the condom in this case has holes through which some genetic material can pass, and some of these condoms are home made, some of them no more than a piece of tissue you found in the trash or made out of an old turtleneck.
Grace, this was a light bulb Q and far out of this world kind of idea, not analogy. The answer to the point of the topic is, "no, i would not shoot unknown virus that 5% lose all function of their sexual desires if they react bad. Does that make sense? No one wants to wear a condom married so wife does not get pregnant. If my wife takes vaccine shot so she wont get pregnant, then I wont ever wear coat. That sucks and takes so much of the fun out of it. For me, its stoping and I hate to stop if you know what I mean. Plus, lets say the needle is 3 inches long and it goes right up.........That would be so much pain and i have to wear a coat? No way Grace.....
 
Paging all my educated and smart parents on here. I know so many of you hold multiple degrees and many of you work in education and teach our kids math & science. I also know so many of you think I'm a moron, idiot and dam fool. So please smart ones, answer the following Q's for me and I will leave for good. To all my pro mask folks who mad dog me for not wearing one all the time over my nose, help me understand what is the truth. Since we all breath the same air, where are all the dead dogs & cats? Oh where, oh where are all the dead animals? Where are all the dead birds? Where oh where are all the dead homeless people who dont wear a mask? In fact, where are all the dead people who never wear a mask?
More Q's from dumb crush. Why is that when I walk into my pals Thai place that me and the wife have to wear a mask walking in but we can take mask off after we sit down? Does the Rona have respect when you sit down to eat and it goes away? Why is it you can sit in a full plane with 100s of folks but can't sit inside a church for an hour and a half? Why can Hound and I sit at a bar in AZ at 9:55pm for a drink but at 10:05pm, we have to leave? Rona comes out after 10:05pm? So many questions in my mind. Oh, and where did the flu go this year?

(why rona has a different impact on domestic animals.)

1- Different animals respond differently to each bacteria or virus.

Salmonella can kill us. In chickens, it is a natural probiotic that helps their digestion. Same bacteria, different animal, different result.

2- if rona killed one out of every thousand cats, are you sure you would you notice? I don’t think I’ve even seen 1000 cats in my life. We just care more when something kills people.

(why rona knows to leave you alone when eating or on planes)

3- rona doesn’t leave you alone when eating, or on planes. If the guy upwind of you at the restaurant breathes out rona, you are breathing it in. Same goes for planes.

(where did the flu go?)

4- We have no flu this year because we killed it with masks and distance.
 
(why rona has a different impact on domestic animals.)

1- Different animals respond differently to each bacteria or virus.

Salmonella can kill us. In chickens, it is a natural probiotic that helps their digestion. Same bacteria, different animal, different result.

2- if rona killed one out of every thousand cats, are you sure you would you notice? I don’t think I’ve even seen 1000 cats in my life. We just care more when something kills people.

(why rona knows to leave you alone when eating or on planes)

3- rona doesn’t leave you alone when eating, or on planes. If the guy upwind of you at the restaurant breathes out rona, you are breathing it in. Same goes for planes.

(where did the flu go?)

4- We have no flu this year because we killed it with masks and distance.
Dr Dad, you amaze me with your talents. Online Math teacher during the day and socal soccer doc the rest of the time. Listen, #4 just exposed you for weird science teacher. Good luck up in Nocal :)
 
The situation developing in Europe is a bit of a train wreck, with rising cases, high vaccines skepticism, and the AZ vaccine now paused in many countries. It's gotten so bad that EU officials are now talking mass vaccination with Sputnik vaccine imports.

Rumor also is that Sputnik works. So, huge ego hit, but not necessarily a bad idea.

Trump deserves credit for the vaccine deals, but it will be a long time before the left here will admit it.

Of course, it will also be a long time before the right is willing to blame trump for undermining the basic public health measures, though he deserves that, too.
 
Rumor also is that Sputnik works. So, huge ego hit, but not necessarily a bad idea.

Trump deserves credit for the vaccine deals, but it will be a long time before the left here will admit it.

Of course, it will also be a long time before the right is willing to blame trump for undermining the basic public health measures, though he deserves that, too.
Sputnik is actually on track to be the dominant vaccine world wide thanks to the tumble of az. It’s easier to handle than moderna and Pfizer and j&j put its eggs in the us approval. The Chinese vaccine has been viewed with more skepticism and reports are Sputnik may even be effective against the South Africa variant. It’s the likely dominant vaccine for Brazil, India, South Africa in addition to the moves from Eastern Europe to adopt. It’s also the likely lead vaccine for Mexico so if it doesn’t work or the data has been tampered with we are in for a huge mess just south of the border. Russia has also shown a willingness to let go of its supply despite the Russian population not being at full immunity (something politically in feasible in the us).
 
That’s because a stadium full of illegal immigrants is not a public health risk. A stadium full of unvaccinated people is a public health risk.

From a covid perspective, the vaccine passport is a good idea. Expect ticketmaster to require it for a year or so. Ticketmaster knows that mom buys the tickets, and Mom is not going to buy tickets if she thinks Susie is going to get sick at the concert.

Argue with mom if you like. It won’t change anything.
 
If you plan to travel, keep your vaccination records handy......

Well, it looks like my wife and I, and all the morons will need to stay put somewhere. No Vax, no travel which actually means the world controls your ass. Plus, it looks like some states will be just like China and the EU. Texas here we come. I better learn how to sell over the phone.
 
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