The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

Bruddah IZ said:
Sure why not? Go ahead do the ROA calculation. Lol!
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Wait, you taking my bet?

Awesome. I got to go back and remember what we wagered, but I do recall it was cold and frosty - and there was lots of it!

I never thought this moment would come: huli huli boi putting his money where his mouth is.

I'll be making a few calls to CPAs on Monday and firing up my fridge! Sweet!!
 
Friesland said:
Wait, you taking my bet?

Awesome. I got to go back and remember what we wagered, but I do recall it was cold and frosty - and there was lots of it!

I never thought this moment would come: huli huli boi putting his money where his mouth is.

I'll be making a few calls to CPAs on Monday and firing up my fridge! Sweet!!
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I already talked to your CPA’s. They’re laughing their asses off because you can’t do simple ROA math. We’re splitting the fee because we’re gonna bait you a little more because you can’t remember your bet. Something about a safety deposit box. Lol!
 
Friesland said:
Come on huli huli boi. Put your beverages where your pie hole is.

Meanwhile, Monday Funday - 25% tariffs. Regressive taxes to balance the Corp tax giveaway?

The con is strong in this one!

I think Killary is on her way to Gitmo as I type!
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Lol!! Fries u!! What a deal!!
 
Bruddah IZ said:
The last time I caught you cherry picking the data you disappeared for a month.
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You're almost funny.

So huli huli boi, you got my beer ready?

Or is your house listed on your bank's balance sheet as an asset (yours might be, it'd be like you to default. I wouldn't doubt you don't pay your debts.)

Meanwhile.

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Bruddah IZ said:
I already talked to your CPA’s. They’re laughing their asses off because you can’t do simple ROA math. We’re splitting the fee because we’re gonna bait you a little more because you can’t remember your bet. Something about a safety deposit box. Lol!
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You're an idiot.

Head down to the beer store and buy my beer with your goodwill. See what kind of cash flow you get out of that asset. Lol.

You can send my beer to the guy with the nice hair. He'll hold on to it for me. I actually trust him.

Thanks for playing!
 
Friesland said:
You're an idiot.

Head down to the beer store and buy my beer with your goodwill. See what kind of cash flow you get out of that asset. Lol.

You can send my beer to the guy with the nice hair. He'll hold on to it for me. I actually trust him.

Thanks for playing!
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Lol! No problem. I like your CPA’s. We drank your beer but left the bottles near the blue recycling bin out back for you to collect and take to the recycling site this Saturday. You win!!
 
Friesland said:
You're almost funny.

So huli huli boi, you got my beer ready?

Or is your house listed on your bank's balance sheet as an asset (yours might be, it'd be like you to default. I wouldn't doubt you don't pay your debts.)

Meanwhile.

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Speaking of funny. Where’s the Jan 2009 to Mar 2012 bars at? Cherry pickers should at least compare cherries to cherries. This is the kinda Fries U analytics that cracks up me, your uncle and, now your CPA’s too!!
 
Friesland said:
You're an idiot.

Head down to the beer store and buy my beer with your goodwill. See what kind of cash flow you get out of that asset. Lol.

You can send my beer to the guy with the nice hair. He'll hold on to it for me. I actually trust him.

Thanks for playing!
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Iz doesn’t like people with money. None of them ever agree with his stupid theories!
But good hair boy agrees with him that our money is fake!
 
Friesland said:
You're almost funny.

So huli huli boi, you got my beer ready?

Or is your house listed on your bank's balance sheet as an asset (yours might be, it'd be like you to default. I wouldn't doubt you don't pay your debts.)

Meanwhile.

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You’re missing Iz’s point.
He doesn’t have debts.
He’s not creditworthy, he doesn’t make any money and he’s mad that the lender makes money off the loan!

We guys with money are posers and suckers. Guys like him, without any, aren’t!
A fine head on his shoulders.
 
messy said:
Iz doesn’t like people with money. None of them ever agree with his stupid theories!
But good hair boy agrees with him that our money is fake!
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Lol! You’re the only fake one here. Money is real. Real counterfeit and fraudulent. Too tough a concept for you Fries U grads to grasp.
 
messy said:
You’re missing Iz’s point.
He doesn’t have debts.
He’s not creditworthy, he doesn’t make any money and he’s mad that the lender makes money off the loan!

We guys with money are posers and suckers. Guys like him, without any, aren’t!
A fine head on his shoulders.
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Ahhh mister collateralized debt that is also an asset but, can’t do the ROA or ROE equation to shows us. Lol!!
 
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