Amsterdam, Netherlands – First Lady of the United States Melania Trump is now an honorary prostitute in the city of Amsterdam. The city is the capital of the Netherlands and known for its liberal drug policies and legalized prostitution. On hearing the news everyday citizens in the small nation reportedly said, “
That sounds about right.”
Making Melania Trump an honorary sex worker is seen by many as a symbolic way to strike back at the Trump administration and its allies. Andrew Canard is the Mayor of Amsterdam and signed the edict. “No one is holding a gun to Mrs. Trump’s head,” he noted. “Melania is an active participant in a government engaging in racist policies and ecological terrorism. She’s earned this title.”
Mayor Canard went on to note Mrs. Trump will have an official window at a brothel in the red light district. In case she ever visits, the First Lady can sit and discuss why she doesn’t care about immigrant children dying on the Mexico-US border.
Mrs. Trump is still a registered sex worker in Amsterdam.