Our Minister of Food is a worm-brained antivax drug addict who swims in sewage and thinks you can cure cancer with protein shakes, a gym membership, and sitting in saunas wearing blue jeans next to a mediocre county fair singer. Meanwhile under his watch, fresh fruit gives you terminal explosive diarrhea, we're deporting (or just outright murdering) the people who pick the fresh vegetables, you can't afford even worm infested meat, and about the only accessible nutrition is the processed shit he says gives you cancer.
About the ONLY thing we have in abundance is soybeans, and maybe corn. But it's more profitable, and palatable, to Americans to turn those crops into gasoline rather than food. - Thatguy U Hate