The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

I know you can't read and therefore don't know who McCarthy is, but maybe one of your CA friends from Standard Brands can explain it to you...

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So good. McCarthy vs Army = Trump vs Justice Dept.
 
This, of course, is hysterical and stupid. (As are Racist Joe's posts on this, but that goes without saying.) You guys do realize that the Yellow Jackets are basically socialist populists whose 44 point demands include: higher minimum wage, lower maximum wage cap,

The Yellow Jackets are AGAINST Macron's Trump-like tax cut for the wealthy. They want more income taxes for wealth, and reduced regressive consumption taxes - As Noah Rothman notes...

The Yellow Vests are not for the kind of smaller government championed by Macron’s government. Yellow Vest spokesmen Benjamin Cauchy: “Our demands are much bigger than this moratorium. We want a better distribution of wealth, salary increases.” One of the Yellow Vests’ central grievances is one of Macron’s first acts as president: a substantial reduction of the tax burden on France’s high earners. Among the “people’s directives” the Yellow Vests endorsed are an increase in the minimum wage, a “maximum wage” that caps income at €15,000 per month, the repeal of tax credits for employers, rent controls, dramatic increases in public spending on schools, post offices, and railroads, a ban on outsourcing, and a lower retirement age.

So yeah, you Yellow Jacket lovers, we're Laffering all the way. Some folks really stoopid.
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Comey Says Russia Probe Targeted 'Four Americans' — Not Trump Or His Campaign
by Joseph CurlDecember 9, 2018


Disgraced FBI Director James Comey on Friday told a House joint committee that the bureau's investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election targeted just "four Americans" — but not then-GOP nominee Donald Trump or his campaign.

The former director, fired by Trump in May 2017, sat for six hours of questioning in a closed-door session with members of the House Judiciary Committee and House Oversight and Government Reform Committee. Comey said that "some" of the initial targets were connected to the Trump campaign, but the campaign itself and the party's nominee were not targets.

“We opened investigations on four Americans to see if there was any connection between those four Americans and the Russian interference effort,” Comey told House Oversight and Government Reform Committee Chairman Trey Gowdy (R-SC). “And those four Americans did not include the candidate. At least some of them were. The FBI and the Department of Justice have not confirmed the names of those folks publicly, which is why I'm not going into the specifics.”

President Trump on Sunday accused Comey of lying.

"Leakin’ James Comey must have set a record for who lied the most to Congress in one day. His Friday testimony was so untruthful! This whole deal is a Rigged Fraud headed up by dishonest people who would do anything so that I could not become President. They are now exposed!" Trump wrote on Twitter.
 
This, of course, is hysterical and stupid. (As are Racist Joe's posts on this, but that goes without saying.) You guys do realize that the Yellow Jackets are basically socialist populists whose 44 point demands include: higher minimum wage, lower maximum wage cap,

The Yellow Jackets are AGAINST Macron's Trump-like tax cut for the wealthy. They want more income taxes for wealth, and reduced regressive consumption taxes - As Noah Rothman notes...

The Yellow Vests are not for the kind of smaller government championed by Macron’s government. Yellow Vest spokesmen Benjamin Cauchy: “Our demands are much bigger than this moratorium. We want a better distribution of wealth, salary increases.” One of the Yellow Vests’ central grievances is one of Macron’s first acts as president: a substantial reduction of the tax burden on France’s high earners. Among the “people’s directives” the Yellow Vests endorsed are an increase in the minimum wage, a “maximum wage” that caps income at €15,000 per month, the repeal of tax credits for employers, rent controls, dramatic increases in public spending on schools, post offices, and railroads, a ban on outsourcing, and a lower retirement age.

So yeah, you Yellow Jacket lovers, we're Laffering all the way. Some folks really stoopid.
Of course they're socialist Antifa types, conservative types are busy working.
You dummy.
 
You seem nice...

I'm certain today is the day Killary and OBummer will be locked up...

And I'm sure that the fact SDNY has put, in an official sentencing memo that "Individual 1 the Con" is implicated in illegal campaign contributions, wire fraud, money laundering, falsifying documents and loan fraud means Q is true and the swamp has been drained.

Some of the suckers sound more like huffers.

TDS personified + MSND...bad combo.
 
Of course they're socialist Antifa types, conservative types are busy working.
You dummy.
Frienance U curriculum. Can't help it.

The irony was apparently lost on them: The European Left, which Macron is appeasing by introducing the global warming tax, has been a strong proponent of making energy more expensive for consumers. That includes the support of Communist and socialist parties in national governments and the European Parliament. How exactly is it that they are there to protest this new global warming tax when their ideological brethren, who actually have political power, are the very people who have brought them there to the streets in the first place?

I think some socialist learned an important lesson that Frienance U students don't.
 
Frienance U curriculum. Can't help it.

The irony was apparently lost on them: The European Left, which Macron is appeasing by introducing the global warming tax, has been a strong proponent of making energy more expensive for consumers. That includes the support of Communist and socialist parties in national governments and the European Parliament. How exactly is it that they are there to protest this new global warming tax when their ideological brethren, who actually have political power, are the very people who have brought them there to the streets in the first place?

I think some socialist learned an important lesson that Frienance U students don't.

That you have no idea about European politics or where Macron stands on the issue is not a surprise. The majority of the "gas tax" went to... wait for it... deficit reduction, while Macron simultaneous did a Trumpian tax cut for the wealthy. The difference between France and here is the French take to the streets, we just vote or do nothing....
 
That you have no idea about European politics or where Macron stands on the issue is not a surprise. The majority of the "gas tax" went to... wait for it... deficit reduction, while Macron simultaneous did a Trumpian tax cut for the wealthy. The difference between France and here is the French take to the streets, we just vote or do nothing....
What a Laffer.
 
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False statement charges abound in Mueller probe, in contrast to Hillary Clinton case

By Brooke Singman | Fox News
Attorney Chandelle Summer on the signs showing the Russia probe could be over in a few weeks.

Nearly every Trump campaign associate indicted in Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s sprawling Russia probe has been charged with making false statements.



But in a striking contrast, raising questions about a possible double standard, not a single person interviewed during the FBI’s Hillary Clinton email investigation was hit with false statement charges – even though investigators believed some witnesses were untruthful.


“Somebody needs to be resolving how they exercise discretion, because a whole bunch of people are facing jail time, or flipping in one probe, and the agents openly discussed how other people in the Clinton probe could have been charged with the same offense,” former Justice Department senior official James Trusty told Fox News.

Of the six Trump campaign associates charged in Mueller’s long investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 presidential election, five have been charged with violating U.S.C. 1001 — making false statements to FBI agents.

Those charged include: former Trump campaign foreign policy adviser George Papadopoulos; former White House national security adviser Michael Flynn; former Trump personal attorney Michael Cohen; and former associates of Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort—Alex van der Zwaan and Rick Gates.


But according to the report released in June by Justice Department Inspector General Michael Horowitz on the FBI’s handling of the Clinton email investigation, federal prosecutors and FBI agents told the independent watchdog that witnesses in the probe lied during interviews, but that agents and prosecutors did not pursue false statements charges.

The report revealed one exchange in February 2016 between an agent and another FBI employee not assigned to the investigation. The employee asked the agent how an interview with an unnamed witness went.

“Awesome. Lied his ass off. Went from never inside the scif [sensitive compartmented information facility] at res, to looked in when it was being constructed, to removed the trash twice, to troubleshot the secure fax with HRC [Hillary Rodham Clinton] a couple times, to everytime there was a secure fax with HRC. Ridic,” the agent wrote.

The employee replied: “Wouldn’t it be funny if he was the only guy charged n[sic] this deal?”

“I know. For 1001 [false statements]. Even if he said the truth and didn’t have a clearance when handling the secure fax—aint noone gonna do s—t,” the agent responded.

Another message conversation related to charging witnesses included in the report between agents, and reviewed by the inspector general stated: “What we want to do and what we’re going to be allowed to do are two different things.”

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The report specifically referenced former Clinton technology aide Paul Combetta, who allegedly used the computer program “Bleachbit” to destroy thousands of Clinton’s email records, despite an order from Congress to preserve them.

“With respect to Combetta, we found his actions in deleting Clinton’s emails in violation of a Congressional subpoena and preservation order and then lying about it to the FBI to be particularly serious,” the inspector general wrote, noting that they asked prosecutors why they “chose to grant him immunity instead of charging him with obstruction of justice…or making false statements.”

The report revealed that the supervisory special agent, or SSA, in the Clinton case told the inspector general that “he believed Combetta should have been charged with false statements for lying multiple times” but also said that Combetta’s “later immunized testimony was truthful and that he was ‘fine’ with the immunity agreement.”

But Horowitz wrote in the report that he received “mixed testimony” over the potential Combetta charges.

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Horowitz noted that agents on the FBI’s Midyear team, the bureau’s code word for the group of agents assigned to investigate Clinton’s use of a private email server and handling of classified information while secretary of state, decided that giving Combetta immunity was “the most expedient way” to obtain truthful information from him, and felt that prosecuting him would not “serve a federal interest.”

According to Justice Department policy, government attorneys should recommend federal prosecution if they believe that the person’s conduct constitutes a federal offense, and that the evidence would be sufficient to obtain a conviction unless “the prosecution would serve no federal interest; the person is subject to effective prosecution in another jurisdiction; or there exists an adequate non-criminal alternative to prosecution.”

“Saying it’s not a federal interest is pure fluff. It’s a circular argument,” Trusty, now white-collar criminal defense attorney with Ifrah Law, said. “We as the feds don’t have a federal interest? They were in the middle of a high-profile federal investigation.”

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Horowitz wrote that prosecutors believed immunity was the best option, noting that a truthful Combetta testimony about the deletion of Clinton’s emails was essential to the investigation.

The inspector general ultimately found “no evidence that the conclusions by the prosecutors were affected by bias or other improper considerations.”

But Trusty questioned the principle guiding how and when to pursue false statements charges, specifically in the context of the Mueller investigation.

“Why is there a ‘federal interest’ in Papadopoulos and Flynn and everyone associated with the Russia investigation, but nobody in the Hillary probe?” Trusty asked. “It’s a very legitimate question at this point—why are they taking radically different approaches to the lower subjects in cases for one investigation versus another?”

Flynn pleaded guilty to making false statements to the FBI about his communications with former Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak. Last week, Mueller filed a memorandum recommending a lenient sentence for him, with the possibility of no prison time, stating Flynn has offered “substantial” help to the special counsel about “several ongoing investigations,” signaling the former national security adviser’s level of cooperation throughout the probe.

Meanwhile, Papadopoulos, who pleaded guilty last year to making false statements and materially false omissions to federal investigators about his meeting with an overseas professor with connections to the Russian government, completed his 14-day prison sentence on Friday. He is also required to pay a fine of $9,500 and complete 200 hours of community service.

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Last month, Cohen, who pleaded guilty in August to multiple tax-related and business charges in a separate criminal investigation led by the U.S. Attorney’s Office in the Southern District of New York, pleaded guilty to making false statements to Congress about the timeline of discussions about an abandoned deal to build a Trump Tower in Moscow. Cohen’s plea agreement with the special counsel made clear that as part of the deal, Cohen would cooperate with Mueller’s team on “any and all matters” deemed relevant. Despite his cooperation, though, federal prosecutors on Friday stated that Cohen deserved a “substantial term of imprisonment,” and argued that Cohen’s efforts to cooperate with the special counsel were “overstated.”

FEDERAL PROSECUTORS RECOMMEND 'SUBSTANTIAL TERM OF IMPRISONMENT' FOR MICHAEL COHEN

Van der Zwaan, who was an associate of Manafort, pleaded guilty to making false statements earlier this year and was sentenced in April to serve 30 days in prison. He was required to also pay a $20,000 fine.

The special counsel’s office declined to comment on charging decisions.

Trusty said that guilty pleas related to false statements “does not suggest a particularly successful investigation.”

“It doesn’t suggest to me that they’re making a lot of headway on the substance of their investigation, which is Russian collusion,” Trusty said. “As an ex-prosecutor, false statements are a very distant second place.”
 
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