The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

Hüsker Dü said:
I do remember back in The Kitchen days when you PM'ed me saying you weren't really a redneck and that you were tiring of the act. Now you have a new schtick, nutter idiot with a strong white nationalist bent, enjoy. I prefer reality myself.
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Bullshit.
 
tenacious said:
Conspiracy threory? If only it were so easy to dismiss.

Multiple high level officials involved in Trumps campaign and in White House have been uncovered as illicitly receiving funds from oligarch while working for Trump. My read is once they found a half dozen of them, that the conversation goes from conspiracy theory, to good gawd they really have embedded themselves in Trumps inner circle.
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I can’t wait to hear what bullshit Lil Dicky has to say when Manafort and Cohen flip.
 
I'm lovin' the Alamo crew. Ok kids "Nearer my god to Thee, in C!" This ship is unsinkable!

Here's the thing. The Art of the Dealer is bumbling himself into a corner (not unlike the Brexiter-ish crowd.) Rees-Mogg and Pence both think they can leverage these parrallel track train wrecks into some kind of power move, but Trump will go down like a wounded bull and he's gonna break a lot of dishes.

When the Reichstag burns you'll say - hey, look at the pretty flames.
 
Hüsker Dü said:
I do remember back in The Kitchen days when you PM'ed me saying you weren't really a redneck and that you were tiring of the act. Now you have a new schtick, nutter idiot with a strong white nationalist bent, enjoy. I prefer reality myself.
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No really, we're laughing at you.
 
Friesland said:
I'm lovin' the Alamo crew. Ok kids "Nearer my god to Thee, in C!" This ship is unsinkable!

Here's the thing. The Art of the Dealer is bumbling himself into a corner (not unlike the Brexiter-ish crowd.) Rees-Mogg and Pence both think they can leverage these parrallel track train wrecks into some kind of power move, but Trump will go down like a wounded bull and he's gonna break a lot of dishes.

When the Reichstag burns you'll say - hey, look at the pretty flames.
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Your Nobel piece.
 
Friesland said:
I'm lovin' the Alamo crew. Ok kids "Nearer my god to Thee, in C!" This ship is unsinkable!

Here's the thing. The Art of the Dealer is bumbling himself into a corner (not unlike the Brexiter-ish crowd.) Rees-Mogg and Pence both think they can leverage these parrallel track train wrecks into some kind of power move, but Trump will go down like a wounded bull and he's gonna break a lot of dishes.

When the Reichstag burns you'll say - hey, look at the pretty flames.
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This is your best work yet.
Id love to hear the one about the Manaforti meatballs, though
 
Pence has a chance to look like sort of a hero here - he can cite t's babbling press conference as firm evidence that he is senile, and convene a 25th Amendment Cabinet meeting.
 
espola said:
Pence has a chance to look like sort of a hero here - he can cite t's babbling press conference as firm evidence that he is senile, and convene a 25th Amendment Cabinet meeting.
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I saw a portion of the words formed into sentences that were written onto paper that Pence read aloud to a specifically targeted friendly audience vetted to receive positively the words spoken by him.

It was obvious the words he was instructed to read aloud (and obediently did read aloud) were written before the Treason Summit question and evasive/untruthful/deranged answers session took place.

I’m now convinced Pence had a frontal lobotomy sometime between March and July of 2016. In keeping with the birthers, truthers, deathers, tea baggers and nutters conspiracy cults, I’m naming us ‘no-brainers’. Plus I can’t resist the multiple levels of irony in so many directions this conspiracy cult name will generate.
 
Nonononono said:
I saw a portion of the words formed into sentences that were written onto paper that Pence read aloud to a specifically targeted friendly audience vetted to receive positively the words spoken by him.

It was obvious the words he was instructed to read aloud (and obediently did read aloud) were written before the Treason Summit question and evasive/untruthful/deranged answers session took place.

I’m now convinced Pence had a frontal lobotomy sometime between March and July of 2016. In keeping with the birthers, truthers, deathers, tea baggers and nutters conspiracy cults, I’m naming us ‘no-brainers’. Plus I can’t resist the multiple levels of irony in so many directions this conspiracy cult name will generate.
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Pence can be dealt with as Pence.
 
Nonononono said:
I saw a portion of the words formed into sentences that were written onto paper that Pence read aloud to a specifically targeted friendly audience vetted to receive positively the words spoken by him.

It was obvious the words he was instructed to read aloud (and obediently did read aloud) were written before the Treason Summit question and evasive/untruthful/deranged answers session took place.

I’m now convinced Pence had a frontal lobotomy sometime between March and July of 2016. In keeping with the birthers, truthers, deathers, tea baggers and nutters conspiracy cults, I’m naming us ‘no-brainers’. Plus I can’t resist the multiple levels of irony in so many directions this conspiracy cult name will generate.
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