The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

In my recent travels about the Southwest (5 National Parks, 1 National Monument, and 3 museums in 7 days) one recurring theme I noticed was motorcycle tour groups, most of whom were riding Harleys. Typically they looked like HA-type gangs, minus the colors, made up of post-middle-aged retiree types - looking real American, even the ones who weren't speaking English.

Then I read this --
https://www.vox.com/policy-and-poli...rley-davidson-tax-buyback-kansas-city-factory
 
Hey, I got a cool Donald Trump/Kim Jong Un "We both aspire to be authoritarian dictators who hate our people and do really bad things to them for our personal gain" commemorative coin. So that's cool. Makes up for the tater tot. Thanks Deep State!

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White House: After meeting with Trump, Rosenstein will ask IG to look at “irregularities” in DOJ/FBI tactics towards campaign
Allahpundit May 21, 2018 5:31 PM
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Crisis
 
Aww man. I tried to get my "Donny Trumpy paid me 1.6 million to get an abortion and Broidy took the hit in exchange for a 600million deal" commerative condom, but they're all sold out.

I guess all the good evangelicals bought them so they wouldn't have to pay 1.6 mill to their mistresses to get abortions... I'm always too slow!
 
Aww man. I tried to get my "Donny Trumpy paid me 1.6 million to get an abortion and Broidy took the hit in exchange for a 600million deal" commerative condom, but they're all sold out.

I guess all the good evangelicals bought them so they wouldn't have to pay 1.6 mill to their mistresses to get abortions... I'm always too slow!
Hookers, porn stars, closet abortions, meth, Trump's little blue pills and evangelicals go together like peas and carrots. As Paul Revere once said, "The hypocrites are coming! The hypocrites are coming!"
 
Aww man. I tried to get my "Donny Trumpy paid me 1.6 million to get an abortion and Broidy took the hit in exchange for a 600million deal" commerative condom, but they're all sold out.

I guess all the good evangelicals bought them so they wouldn't have to pay 1.6 mill to their mistresses to get abortions... I'm always too slow!
Better luck next time.
You can still get a MAGA hat and an NRA membership. I'm living proof.
 
Hookers, porn stars, closet abortions, meth, Trump's little blue pills and evangelicals go together like peas and carrots. As Paul Revere once said, "The hypocrites are coming! The hypocrites are coming!"


You are exposing your " Girdled " rot even faster than I expected.....

You Poor Poor Rodent...
 
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