The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

Sheriff Joe said:
Is it ok with you if I come down and hang out with you on Memorial Day Weekend?
Thought we could do some surfing, play a round of golf or 2 and maybe even get our hair wet together.
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I will have a full house, but I have the old leather couch in the garage you can crash on. Will you be bringing the fam?
 
Sheriff Joe said:
No, they are going out of town.
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Oh, Ok, I have a large quiver for you to choose from . . . you can ride any of them except the early 80's Lis fish, that's worth too much to risk possible damage. Long board or short? I also have a couple boogie boards if you would rather be a dick dragger.
 
Hüsker Dü said:
Oh, Ok, I have a large quiver for you to choose from . . . you can ride any of them except the early 80's Lis fish, that's worth too much to risk possible damage. Long board or short? I also have a couple boogie boards if you would rather be a dick dragger.
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They won't let me use a boogie board, too much damage to the reefs.
 
Melania Trump's 'Be Best' materials have a familiar ring to them


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Melania Trump's 'Be Best' materials have a familiar ring to them



Oops, she did it again.

Supporting materials presented Monday in conjunction with Melania Trump’s “Be Best” youth initiative turn out to have been lifted from a 2014 Federal Trade Commission pamphlet.


https://www.yahoo.com/news/melania-trumps-best-materials-familiar-ring-220808120.html
 
Hüsker Dü said:
Oh, Ok, I have a large quiver for you to choose from . . . you can ride any of them except the early 80's Lis fish, that's worth too much to risk possible damage. Long board or short? I also have a couple boogie boards if you would rather be a dick dragger.
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I had one of those Lis Fish's. It was a "Frogs" out of Newport.
Wish I still had it. How much are they worth?
 
Hüsker Dü said:
Melania Trump's 'Be Best' materials have a familiar ring to them


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Melania Trump's 'Be Best' materials have a familiar ring to them



Oops, she did it again.

Supporting materials presented Monday in conjunction with Melania Trump’s “Be Best” youth initiative turn out to have been lifted from a 2014 Federal Trade Commission pamphlet.


https://www.yahoo.com/news/melania-trumps-best-materials-familiar-ring-220808120.html
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Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
If I was Michelle, I would take it and run.
 
Hüsker Dü said:
I have been offered $1200. Even Steve was a amazed at what good shape it is in, minor pressure dings and that's it.
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https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=12&ved=0ahUKEwjnpLSayPbaAhXEp1kKHfWPD_QQuAIIWzAL&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE5lqOVAlpQ&usg=AOvVaw0GtzMjT4DxdRplyLxMag1G

I googled it and found this.
I grew up with the guy hawking the board, lol.

The board I had was circa 1979-80 and had a little more point to it like a precurser to the "rocket fish".
 
Ricky Fandango said:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=12&ved=0ahUKEwjnpLSayPbaAhXEp1kKHfWPD_QQuAIIWzAL&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE5lqOVAlpQ&usg=AOvVaw0GtzMjT4DxdRplyLxMag1G

I googled it and found this.
I grew up with the guy hawking the board, lol.

The board I had was circa 1979-80 and had a little more point to it like a precurser to the "rocket fish".
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Mine has the Gephart fins a bit sharper tipped then the ones on that board. Gephart has always been a prick, I first met him in '76 and we still don't get along well. I use to talk Chargers/Padres with Lis at Ule's and Larry would say shit like, "Why do you talk to that guy he's from the valley?" to which Lis once said, "You're from effing Allied Gardens what's the difference?"
 
Ricky Fandango said:
I had a sunset shaped by Tim Bissell that was a dead copy of a lis fish, but it wasnt as good. Still a great board though.
I still have a Takayama nose rider in the shop.
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The Takayama is definitely a keeper! My old roommate had a Bessell gun that was a nice ride when it got big and bouncy.
 
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They're a little confused...
 
Sheriff Joe said:
Jealousy from left.

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She has been a citizen for over a decade
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She does sound like she just got off the boat . . . is she at least trying to assimilate or is she just stealing Michelle Obama's stuff? After 10 years most people lose a bit of the accent . . . I know people from the Mid East who live and sound like Texans after less time than that? But of course they are just commoners.
 
Hüsker Dü said:
She does sound like she just got off the boat . . . is she at least trying to assimilate or is she just stealing Michelle Obama's stuff? After 10 years most people lose a bit of the accent . . . I know people from the Mid East who live and sound like Texans after less time than that? But of course they are just commoners.
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You know she speaks 5 or 6 languages?
Haters gonna hate.
 
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