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[Sheriff Joe]

Former Top MI6 Spy Reveals Huawei 99% Owned by China Communist Union
By Chriss Street
Sir Richard Dearlove, former Head of British Secret Intelligence Service MI6 warns that 99 percent of Huawei is directly owned by the Chinese Communist Party.

In ‘Defending Our Data: Huawei, 5G and the Five Eyes,’ Dearlove reports that by undercutting the prices of once dominant European telecom network equipment by 18-30 percent, Huawei’s sales rose from $4.6 billion in in 2014 to $105 billion in 2018.

 

[Sheriff Joe]

 

[messy]

It appears that your response to the second amendment is to point to the deaths of people that were shot by lunatics and criminals as the reason it shouldn't exist.

Goodness, how Hugo Chavez of you.

Don't be silly! I totally understand that how we use guns, namely to kill innocent Americans every day, isn't important to you, because you know how to post pictures of a former Latin American dictator.
I am impressed by your logical and reasoned and relevant arguments on behalf of the daily slaughter of Americans by guns.

 

[Ricky Fandango]

Don't be silly! I totally understand that how we use guns, namely to kill innocent Americans every day, isn't important to you, because you know how to post pictures of a former Latin American dictator.
I am impressed by your logical and reasoned and relevant arguments on behalf of the daily slaughter of Americans by guns.

After you disarm all the terrorists without using any guns, what kind of guns will you ban?
All of them, or just the ones that cops dont carry?

 

[Bruddah IZ]

Don't be silly! I totally understand that how we use guns, namely to kill innocent Americans every day, isn't important to you, because you know how to post pictures of a former Latin American dictator.
I am impressed by your logical and reasoned and relevant arguments on behalf of the daily slaughter of Americans by guns.

Coward

 

[messy]

After you disarm all the terrorists without using any guns, what kind of guns will you ban?
All of them, or just the ones that cops dont carry?

Tell me about all those violent French revolutions you mentioned the other day. When were they, exactly?
Guns are proving their value every day in fighting commies, you're right. Those schools and concerts are full of them...we are weeding them out daily, though!

 

[Ricky Fandango]

Tell me about all those violent French revolutions you mentioned the other day. When were they, exactly?
Guns are proving their value every day in fighting commies, you're right. Those schools and concerts are full of them...we are weeding them out daily, though!

All of them, or just the ones the cops don't carry?
You are trying to save us, right?

 

[messy]

All of them, or just the ones the cops don't carry?
You are trying to save us, right?

Not me. Every day other people are trying to save us from commies.
Were you at that Vegas concert? Or the schools in CT and FA? You weren't? Excellent commie-fighting.
Otherwise, we might have some violent commie revolution, like you say they always do in France, right?
Those automatic weapons from 1789 to defeat the monarchy...were you there, Ricky? How many French revolutions have they had since? You mentioned they are frequent.
I fear you may head to a pizza parlor soon, fully armed for the battle.

 

[Ricky Fandango]

Not me. Every day other people are trying to save us from commies.
Were you at that Vegas concert? Or the schools in CT and FA? You weren't? Excellent commie-fighting.
Otherwise, we might have some violent commie revolution, like you say they always do in France, right?
Those automatic weapons from 1789 to defeat the monarchy...were you there, Ricky? How many French revolutions have they had since? You mentioned they are frequent.
I fear you may head to a pizza parlor soon, fully armed for the battle.

I get the feeling you dont want to actually take a stand on this.
That's ok.
Many times people will spout off without thinking things through. You aren't the only one.
Enjoy the day off, and maybe reflect on those who gave their lives for your freedom to do so.
Maybe a relative or a friend that was lost.

If you do have an idea of what you might ban, feel free to let me know.
Its a free country, thanks to the heroes we celebrate today.

 

[Hüsker Dü]

I get the feeling you dont want to actually take a stand on this.
That's ok.
Many times people will spout off without thinking things through. You aren't the only one.
Enjoy the day off, and maybe reflect on those who gave their lives for your freedom to do so.
Maybe a relative or a friend that was lost.

If you do have an idea of what you might ban, feel free to let me know.
Its a free country, thanks to the heroes we celebrate today.

So it sounds like you are looking for someone to be Siskel to your Ebert. Have you tired of fabricating others opinions to rail against? Maybe just do like dizzy and repeat catch phrases and words you have been conditioned to understand as portending fear and that should elicit fear, whether you truly understand their full meaning or not.

 

[Ricky Fandango]

So it sounds like you are looking for someone to be Siskel to your Ebert. Have you tired of fabricating others opinions to rail against? Maybe just do like dizzy and repeat catch phrases and words you have been conditioned to understand as portending fear and that should elicit fear, whether you truly understand their full meaning or not.

Are you and messy the same person?
If so, what would you do about the second amendment, and what would you ban?

I cant make sense of any of it.
I think messy, (or you) think guns should be banned.
Is this right?

 

[Sheriff Joe]

So it sounds like you are looking for someone to be Siskel to your Ebert. Have you tired of fabricating others opinions to rail against? Maybe just do like dizzy and repeat catch phrases and words you have been conditioned to understand as portending fear and that should elicit fear, whether you truly understand their full meaning or not.

Guns don’t kill people, people kill people, you dick.

 

[Sheriff Joe]

Are you and messy the same person?
If so, what would you do about the second amendment, and what would you ban?

I cant make sense of any of it.
I think messy, (or you) think guns should be banned.
Is this right?

These bitches don’t have the guts to say it.

 

[Sheriff Joe]

Coward

Yep, messy is just a bomb thrower these days.

 

[messy]

I get the feeling you dont want to actually take a stand on this.
That's ok.
Many times people will spout off without thinking things through. You aren't the only one.
Enjoy the day off, and maybe reflect on those who gave their lives for your freedom to do so.
Maybe a relative or a friend that was lost.

If you do have an idea of what you might ban, feel free to let me know.
Its a free country, thanks to the heroes we celebrate today.

Thank you for making my point...if you even understand who those heroes worked for and who they fought.
But you're right. Several deaths every day is a small price to pay for all the commies we stop..,I mean just look!

 

[Ricky Fandango]

Thank you for making my point...if you even understand who those heroes worked for and who they fought.
But you're right. Several deaths every day is a small price to pay for all the commies we stop..,I mean just look!

Not sure what you are going for here.
You think you could clean things up a little?
I'm pretty good at understanding things when they are written in plain english.

 

[Bruddah IZ]

So it sounds like you are looking for someone to be Siskel to your Ebert. Have you tired of fabricating others opinions to rail against? Maybe just do like dizzy and repeat catch phrases and words you have been conditioned to understand as portending fear and that should elicit fear, whether you truly understand their full meaning or not.

Coward

 

[Bruddah IZ]

Tell me about all those violent French revolutions you mentioned the other day. When were they, exactly?
Guns are proving their value every day in fighting commies, you're right. Those schools and concerts are full of them...we are weeding them out daily, though!

Cowardly

 

[messy]

Not sure what you are going for here.
You think you could clean things up a little?
I'm pretty good at understanding things when they are written in plain english.

It’s Memorial Day. Head to a shopping mall and shoot commies. They’re everywhere. If they say they aren’t, they’re lying. Shoot ‘em.

 

[Ricky Fandango]

It’s Memorial Day. Head to a shopping mall and shoot commies. They’re everywhere. If they say they aren’t, they’re lying. Shoot ‘em.

I dont want to burst your bubble, but it's illegal to shoot people. (even commies)
Don't do it.
Happy Memorial Day.