The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

messy said:
Actually he did. He simply compared the relative economic benefits of home ownership vs rental.
He did not include any values to the mortgage lender or the landlord, therefore you could not comprehend the comparison. As I had stated would be the case.

Let me ask you a question. If the bank were to sell my mortgage today and I were to sell my house, who would get more money, me or the bank? You know the assumptions.
Would the seller who gets more money in exchange have the more valuable asset?
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What Real Estate classes are you taking......
Why ?
Because you're wasting money.
Why ?
Because you're telegraphing the cumulative Idiocracy you've acquired thus far.
What's the solution ?
STFU, stop bragging and study......
 
Bruddah IZ said:
So you gave the 20% to other than the bank? I'm sure the bank was happy to have you pay PMI if that's the case. Or did espola negotiate a better deal amongst numerous options for you. Or maybe spigot boy gave you the Fed Funds rate after espola annualized an already annualized rate? The bank has been lending out your money for the last 20 years. Their asset has been consistently more valuable for 20 years thanks to your monthly interest payments.
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Coocoo.
 
Bruddah IZ said:
So you gave the 20% to other than the bank? I'm sure the bank was happy to have you pay PMI if that's the case. Or did espola negotiate a better deal amongst numerous options for you. Or maybe spigot boy gave you the Fed Funds rate after espola annualized an already annualized rate? The bank has been lending out your money for the last 20 years. Their asset has been consistently more valuable for 20 years thanks to your monthly interest payments.
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Now I’m hearing the twilight zone theme. The buyer got 100% of the purchase price. You lost the plot about 4 posts ago, I’m afraid.
 
messy said:
Now I’m hearing the twilight zone theme. The buyer got 100% of the purchase price. You lost the plot about 4 posts ago, I’m afraid.
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Don't be afraid. Just keep paying off your mortgage so the bank can lend your money out again and again and again.............
 
Bruddah IZ said:
Don't be afraid. Just keep paying off your mortgage so the bank can lend your money out again and again and again.............
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It’s so weird when you borrow money to buy shit and when you pay it back the lender uses your loan payments to invest in things. You’re a deep thinker, man. And here I thought you were dumb.
 
Bruddah IZ said:
But not all business's amortize their reinvestments. Dude Really?
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Yeah I repeat this has now entered the idiot zone. Businesses amortize all equipment purchases, for example. Poor thing. Caught in your own web of knowing nothing. You sound fancy, though, with all your big words and math and stuff. But the CD of your brain is really scratched up!
 
messy said:
Yeah I repeat this has now entered the idiot zone. Businesses amortize all equipment purchases, for example. Poor thing. Caught in your own web of knowing nothing. You sound fancy, though, with all your big words and math and stuff. But the CD of your brain is really scratched up!
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What big words and math of fancy have you run in to? Lol!!
 
messy said:
Yeah I repeat this has now entered the idiot zone. Businesses amortize all equipment purchases, for example. Poor thing. Caught in your own web of knowing nothing. You sound fancy, though, with all your big words and math and stuff. But the CD of your brain is really scratched up![/QUOTE

And did you ever answer the question of what is worth more if sold today, my house or the lender’s mortgage. Simple question, yet I have to repeat it. I still owe over 500K!
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Bruddah IZ said:
The executor doesnʻt determine what an asset is. That is already done by those that designated you as an executor. Kek
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Exactly. The executor can't say "Bruddah Iz told me the "domicile" is not an asset so I didn't list it, your honor." A "domicile" that one owns any portion of, even if the liabilities outweigh the equity is listed as an asset. The mortgage is then listed as a liability. Then we do this crazy thing called "math." It's like magic, but with numbers.

Meanwhile, here's some more math...

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/...-first-time-trade-n951556?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma
 
Friesland said:
Exactly. The executor can't say "Bruddah Iz told me the "domicile" is not an asset so I didn't list it, your honor." A "domicile" that one owns any portion of, even if the liabilities outweigh the equity is listed as an asset. The mortgage is then listed as a liability. Then we do this crazy thing called "math." It's like magic, but with numbers.

Meanwhile, here's some more math...

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/...-first-time-trade-n951556?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma
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All the magic happens at the Spigot and you know it.
 
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