The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

081ae5915e86d4cfd9abc009277648d5.jpeg YIKES! What a pig.
Looks like there are no mirrors in Obama's barn.


DECEMBER 21, 2018
Michelle Obama's horrifying $4,000 Balenciaga boots
By Jeannie DeAngelis
Recently, former first lady Michelle Obama closed out her money-grabbing "Becoming" a gazillionaire book tour of America at the Barclay Center in Fort Green, Brooklyn, where Michelle's welcome was on a level comparable to Beyoncé's.

After being introduced by an anorexic Sarah Jessica "Sex in the City" Parker, Michelle emerged from candy-pink curtains donned with what had to be 100 yards of blinding yellow tie-waist satin. Then, before sitting down, the towering former FLOTUS applauded herself Hillary-style and feigned humility by crossing her arms across her chest, appearing shocked that so many dupes were willing to pay $3,000 for a ticket.





Quite frankly, when Michelle walked onto the Barclay stage, "The Banana Boat Song" by Harry Belafonte would have been more appropriate than being subjected to Alicia Keyes singing "This Girl Is on Fire." Nevertheless, and true to form, the biased media viewed the embarrassing spectacle Michelle made of herself as a fashion dream come true.

To make matters worse, complimenting Obama's yellow ensemble were thigh-high, gold-sequined twinkly boots that resembled footwear Elton John, in his heyday, would have been pleased to wear.

Kaitlyn Frey of People magazine gushed over Obama's outfit, writing, "Introducing the First Lady of Fashun! Michelle Obama just had a mic-drop fashion moment – leaving the Internet rejoicing."

Speaking of first ladies, while the left-wing media salivates all over Michelle's clown outfit, our classy, tailored, elegant current first lady, Melania Trump, continues to be ignored by a biased fashion industry that prefers to rave about Michelle dressed like a stand-in for Big Bird on Sesame Street.

Then there's the whole $4K boot thing, which is surreal because it was Michelle Obama who continually harangued Americans that to get the things none of us wanted, we would have "to give up a piece of [our] pie so that someone else [could] have more."

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Now, it seems that the "someone else" who "has more"...is none other than Michelle. And not for nothin', as they say in Fort Green, Brooklyn – judging from the number of gold sequins covering her ample thighs, those Balenciaga boots have a whole lot of pastry packed into them.
 
Fishme1 said:
Well the republicans still have the house. However I also heard Trump say Mexico was going to pay for it.
REALLY, what the hell happen ?
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What happened is sanity lost in the House (that’s why so many have been thrown out by the voters) and won’t lose in the Senate and Trump will have a small shutdown, because the $5b won’t be approved by the Senate.
 
messy said:
What happened is sanity lost in the House (that’s why so many have been thrown out by the voters) and won’t lose in the Senate and Trump will have a small shutdown, because the $5b won’t be approved by the Senate.
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And he didn't have the votes in the house.
 
messy said:
What happened is sanity lost in the House (that’s why so many have been thrown out by the voters) and won’t lose in the Senate and Trump will have a small shutdown, because the $5b won’t be approved by the Senate.
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There is a GoFund Me for the wall . . . plenty of suckers out there.
 
Looks like Trump is offending Wall Street. It would seem that nothing could doom a president quicker. They thought he was their guy for a while.
 
Sheriff Joe said:


HOW? New Poll: Almost Unanimously, GOP Women Approve of Trump

Posted at 8:15 pm on December 20, 2018 by Alex Parker












According to a Fox News poll (and as covered by The Daily Wire), President Trump is kinda the cat’s meow among a stunning 93% of Republican women. They approve!

But I thought all women hate The Donald?

The Left is surely in a pickle now, because we must #BelieveAllWomen.

The survey — conducted between December 9th and 11th — revealed that more GOP gals like Trump than do their guys. Men only favored Trump at a rate of 85%.

Again, how could it be?

In August, The New Yorker had this to say:

Just as he has made enemies of women, Muslims, Latinos, and African-Americans, Trump has calculated that it is to his political advantage to isolate skeptics in the press and declare them “enemies of the people.”

Nice.
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At this point, any woman who declares herself a "GOP woman" must by simple logic be a t supporter. The other 7% must be confused about the question, which is about the expected level of erroneous responses expected in any fair poll. As it is, t is gaining a rising proportion of a declining total.

How many have left the party since his rise? Every week I see news articles about female Republican elected officials publicly declaring themselves to be Democrats or independents.
 
If Congress and t are clever enough, they could pass a funding bill just in time for t to sit on it as a pocket veto. Only the seating of the new Congress Jan 3 will be able to do anything about that.

From Article 1, Section 7, of the US Constitution--

If any Bill shall not be returned by the President within ten days (Sundays excepted) after it shall have been presented to him, the same shall be a Law, in like manner as if he had signed it, unless the Congress by their Adjournment prevent its return, in which case it shall not be a Law.​

Passing a bill today would make Jan 2 "ten days (Sundays excepted)". The new Congress takes their seats at noon on Jan 3 (20th Amendment, Section 2).
 
espola said:
At this point, any woman who declares herself a "GOP woman" must by simple logic be a t supporter. The other 7% must be confused about the question, which is about the expected level of erroneous responses expected in any fair poll. As it is, t is gaining a rising proportion of a declining total.

How many have left the party since his rise? Every week I see news articles about female Republican elected officials publicly declaring themselves to be Democrats or independents.
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t is all about himself and will soon be all by himself . . . with a few fellow conspiracy theorists to tell him how 'right' he is.
 
T should feel lucky. When he tried to promote himself to Field Marshal Bonespur, his SecDef just resigned. After Hitler tried the same thing, telling his Generals how to run his war, they tried to kill him at least 3 times.
 
espola said:
Yet another treasonous last-shot favor to Putin. Kick him out and lock him up.
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The mom-in-law in town from the Great State of Texas, when I got home yesterday I turned on the news then said I needed to see if they had drug t away in chains yet (the rest of the family, besides Tiffany, in-tow), to which her reply was, "For what?" . . . different world represented on faux and within the bubble. It's all some people know.
 
espola said:
T should feel lucky. When he tried to promote himself to Field Marshal Bonespur, his SecDef just resigned. After Hitler tried the same thing, telling his Generals how to run his war, they tried to kill him at least 3 times.
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You're sounding more and more like I'ole with every post.
 
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