The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

You assume an awful lot and generalize way to much...
Poor con man? He conned his way to the Presidency. Who you trying to con?
While you may not have referenced Hitler, many like minded folks you agree with have.
You certainly have continued to tow the Russian collusion line...
What Trump's arrangement was with a whore is of no consequence to you or me...with me anyway.

You're such a hypocritical clown. And a rube, which is why the con will work. Cons work people who want to believe.

Lots of folks also believe Trump is a "good Christian." Kek.

His relationship with a "whore" matters because his hush-money payments to her and other women are illegal. So they have consequence to Cohen, who arranged them. And that is why he is spilling the beans on Don the Cons other cons.

Don the Con is really more mob-boss than con, in some ways. It is no accident he got his AC property from the Chicken Man, before the front of Mr. Testa's house was blown off, taking Mr. Testa with him...

It is no surprise that Don the mob-con lied on his NJ casino applications, that he bankrupt casinos left and right - I mean, come on, house odds anyone? Can't even skim enough off the booze to make your debt payments?

He's a con. He lies as a matter of course. You and many others are the mark. Your kid's/grandkid's economic future is the haul.
 
You're such a hypocritical clown. And a rube, which is why the con will work. Cons work people who want to believe.

Lots of folks also believe Trump is a "good Christian." Kek.

His relationship with a "whore" matters because his hush-money payments to her and other women are illegal. So they have consequence to Cohen, who arranged them. And that is why he is spilling the beans on Don the Cons other cons.

Don the Con is really more mob-boss than con, in some ways. It is no accident he got his AC property from the Chicken Man, before the front of Mr. Testa's house was blown off, taking Mr. Testa with him...

It is no surprise that Don the mob-con lied on his NJ casino applications, that he bankrupt casinos left and right - I mean, come on, house odds anyone? Can't even skim enough off the booze to make your debt payments?

He's a con. He lies as a matter of course. You and many others are the mark. Your kid's/grandkid's economic future is the haul.
Mueller is the mob boss.
Get some education, frito.

The "con" is way bigger than Trump.
Its nation wide.
 
Mueller is the mob boss.
Get some education, frito.

Oh hairyman, don't write things like this when I'm having my afternoon coffee. I almost ruined a perfectly nice laptop when I spewed through my nose. You're kekkier than usual today! But thanks for the laugh!

The draft-dodging guy who had to buy a transfer from Fordham to Penn, who lied about his "class rank," who bankrupt casinos, decimated his dad's fortune, had Roy Cohn as his personal lawyer, has overtly illegally abused a family charitable trust is god's appointed President and the guy who volunteered and served, earned the Bronze Star, two Navy Commendation Medals, the Purple Heart and the Vietnamese Cross of Gallantry as an officer in the Marine Corps, attended Princeton, NYU and got his JD at UVa Law School, guided the FBI through post-9/11, left a big private law firm to become US Attorney, prosecuted Noriega for the DOJ...

Gawd a'mighty, you turnips didn't just fall off the truck, you laid there while it backed over you!

Hey, I got some very nice land in Canada I'm selling. Very nice. And cheap. Hit me up!
 
Oh hairyman, don't write things like this when I'm having my afternoon coffee. I almost ruined a perfectly nice laptop when I spewed through my nose. You're kekkier than usual today! But thanks for the laugh!

The draft-dodging guy who had to buy a transfer from Fordham to Penn, who lied about his "class rank," who bankrupt casinos, decimated his dad's fortune, had Roy Cohn as his personal lawyer, has overtly illegally abused a family charitable trust is god's appointed President and the guy who volunteered and served, earned the Bronze Star, two Navy Commendation Medals, the Purple Heart and the Vietnamese Cross of Gallantry as an officer in the Marine Corps, attended Princeton, NYU and got his JD at UVa Law School, guided the FBI through post-9/11, left a big private law firm to become US Attorney, prosecuted Noriega for the DOJ...

Gawd a'mighty, you turnips didn't just fall off the truck, you laid there while it backed over you!

Hey, I got some very nice land in Canada I'm selling. Very nice. And cheap. Hit me up!
I always knew it was you, frito.
Never go against the family.

btw, Do some research on BM. It will keep you regular along with the morning coffee.

BM is a daily movement, DT is the colon cleanse.
 
Remember, its better to make friends than enemies, and its always better to put your own interest in front of what some may insist is the "greater good".
Thats not to say we remain selfish, its just that we must always persevere.
 
I always knew it was you, frito.
Never go against the family.

btw, Do some research on BM. It will keep you regular along with the morning coffee.

BM is a daily movement, DT is the colon cleanse.

Here's a Sunday Family Quiz -

The man was blocked from opening a casino in Australia due to extensive mob ties. Was it...
1) Don the Con
2) Bob Mueller, war hero

Winner gets to not be a sucker for the rest of their lives!

Kek.
 
Me too. I'm kekking my way to Kekistan.

You want a real laugh, read Mikey "the Hack man" C's sentencing doc (or, if you're racist Joe, get one of your undocumented Standard Brands buddies to read it to you.) It is freaking funnnnny! And what's even better - it will get funnier over time.

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/5348235-Cohen-sentencing-memo.html


It has nothing to do with " Russian Collusion ".....
It has nothing to do with " Donald J. Trump " citizen.....

He was caught lying in a perjury trap set Dirty Cop Robert Mueller and
his henchmen ( One of the worst being Andrew Weissman ).....
Just as EVERY other conviction is from a Perjury trap or Ghost Russian
Humans who will NEVER show up in Court...!

The Special Counsel is the Biggest Joke on the North American Continent.
I don't see how they wake up in the morning and face themselves in the mirror.

At this point in the game I have absolutely NO respect for Mueller & Co.
even if after Wednesday he took down the WHOLE Clinton Foundation and
the Clinton's .....
 
You're such a hypocritical clown. And a rube, which is why the con will work. Cons work people who want to believe.

Lots of folks also believe Trump is a "good Christian." Kek.

His relationship with a "whore" matters because his hush-money payments to her and other women are illegal. So they have consequence to Cohen, who arranged them. And that is why he is spilling the beans on Don the Cons other cons.

Don the Con is really more mob-boss than con, in some ways. It is no accident he got his AC property from the Chicken Man, before the front of Mr. Testa's house was blown off, taking Mr. Testa with him...

It is no surprise that Don the mob-con lied on his NJ casino applications, that he bankrupt casinos left and right - I mean, come on, house odds anyone? Can't even skim enough off the booze to make your debt payments?

He's a con. He lies as a matter of course. You and many others are the mark. Your kid's/grandkid's economic future is the haul.
Con’d by QE
 
Here's a Sunday Family Quiz -

The man was blocked from opening a casino in Australia due to extensive mob ties. Was it...
1) Don the Con
2) Bob Mueller, war hero

Winner gets to not be a sucker for the rest of their lives!

Kek.


This man carried samples of American Uranium Ore to Russia. Who was it ?

1. The current POTUS.
2. The current head of the Special Counsel.

The winner gets to watch Freidhands be a human sucker for life !
 
You're such a hypocritical clown. And a rube, which is why the con will work. Cons work people who want to believe.

Lots of folks also believe Trump is a "good Christian." Kek.

His relationship with a "whore" matters because his hush-money payments to her and other women are illegal. So they have consequence to Cohen, who arranged them. And that is why he is spilling the beans on Don the Cons other cons.

Don the Con is really more mob-boss than con, in some ways. It is no accident he got his AC property from the Chicken Man, before the front of Mr. Testa's house was blown off, taking Mr. Testa with him...

It is no surprise that Don the mob-con lied on his NJ casino applications, that he bankrupt casinos left and right - I mean, come on, house odds anyone? Can't even skim enough off the booze to make your debt payments?

He's a con. He lies as a matter of course. You and many others are the mark. Your kid's/grandkid's economic future is the haul.
That babble is husker esque.
 
You're such a hypocritical clown. And a rube, which is why the con will work. Cons work people who want to believe.

Lots of folks also believe Trump is a "good Christian." Kek.

His relationship with a "whore" matters because his hush-money payments to her and other women are illegal. So they have consequence to Cohen, who arranged them. And that is why he is spilling the beans on Don the Cons other cons.

Don the Con is really more mob-boss than con, in some ways. It is no accident he got his AC property from the Chicken Man, before the front of Mr. Testa's house was blown off, taking Mr. Testa with him...

It is no surprise that Don the mob-con lied on his NJ casino applications, that he bankrupt casinos left and right - I mean, come on, house odds anyone? Can't even skim enough off the booze to make your debt payments?

He's a con. He lies as a matter of course. You and many others are the mark. Your kid's/grandkid's economic future is the haul.
Trump doing the heavy lifting the pussy Kenyan wouldn't.
Trump Agrees To Hold Off On Threatened Tariff Increases; Xi Agrees To Buy ‘Very Substantial’ Amount Of US Products
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You're such a hypocritical clown. And a rube, which is why the con will work. Cons work people who want to believe.

Lots of folks also believe Trump is a "good Christian." Kek.

His relationship with a "whore" matters because his hush-money payments to her and other women are illegal. So they have consequence to Cohen, who arranged them. And that is why he is spilling the beans on Don the Cons other cons.

Don the Con is really more mob-boss than con, in some ways. It is no accident he got his AC property from the Chicken Man, before the front of Mr. Testa's house was blown off, taking Mr. Testa with him...

It is no surprise that Don the mob-con lied on his NJ casino applications, that he bankrupt casinos left and right - I mean, come on, house odds anyone? Can't even skim enough off the booze to make your debt payments?

He's a con. He lies as a matter of course. You and many others are the mark. Your kid's/grandkid's economic future is the haul.
Hey fat man, I just posted he conned his way to the Presidency...
Once again you assume an awful lot and generalize way to much.
I've also posted I didn't vote for either of the last two Presidents...
Hush money is illegal? Pfft...look up non disclosure agreement you pompous ass.
The sky is not falling...there is no fire in the theater...there was no collusion.
Kek...
 
Hey fat man, I just posted he conned his way to the Presidency...
Once again you assume an awful lot and generalize way to much.
I've also posted I didn't vote for either of the last two Presidents...
Hush money is illegal? Pfft...look up non disclosure agreement you pompous ass.
The sky is not falling...there is no fire in the theater...there was no collusion.
Kek...

Yes. Hush money in the context of a Presidential campaign, paid how it was is illegal. What part of that don't you understand?
Repeat after me: conspiracy, perjury, obstruction.
And most importantly: a big con by the big con.
"The tax cuts will pay for themselves... or just save Trump Inc. a ton of money."
Sucker.
 
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