The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

I'm with you heart & soul @crush. The team is so proud of you for taking a stand against all those cheaters. God bless you sir!!!
 
Look what sloppy Chris said about Trump last night at debate for the Rhinos. "Donald, if you continue ducking these debates, we're going to stop calling you Donald Trump and start calling you Donald Duck."
 
"MAGA, or I, will never go for Birdbrain Nikki Haley. No loyalty, plenty of lies! “I will never run against our great President,” she said,“he has done an outstanding job.” To which I responded,“How nice of you to say, Nikki,” knowing full well that her words mean nothing. She even came to Mar-a-Lago with her family, “bearing gifts.” Anyway, Birdbrain doesn’t have the TALENT or TEMPERAMENT to do the job. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!" DJT
 
The plan to take back our country has been in the works for a very long time everyone, even before these assholes knocked off JFK, RFK and MLK. Trump is a part of very large Military Operation with Space Force. They "the cheaters, the deep state, the cabal, the 13 bloodline families, the three evil bloodline families that worship satan and sacrifice kids to Baal also unleashed a bioweapon on all of humanity. They gave humanity all a choice, Jab or no job basically. No job, no way to pay them bills. They tricked 92% of you into taking the jabs and that sucks. I've lost dear friends in this war and has not been easy for me. It was jabs or civil war though. Sometimes a leader is faced with two bad choices, and you have to pick one. Dumb, dumb Expola and his evil Twin Husker (Surf Futbol & EOTL) have been wrong about everything because they wrong about God 100%. Atheist like those two have no place on the New Earth. That makes them stupid. Anyway, stupid is stupid and those two are stupid. TGIFF!!!


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Listen up Chumps. Enough is enough. It's not ok to walk into any store and do the grab & go. Stealing has no place in society. Some of you thieves (Expola & Husker) better stop before this next version of Trump is unleashed. Trump means business.

 
More cheating news from the cheaters, liars and asshats. Great job Husker and Expola. Way to take a stand for America and all that she is. You two are the biggest jokes ever. Seriously, you guys are a complete disgrace of our find country. Both of you should be ashamed of yourself. Come clean before the group and say sorry for God's sakes. Go in the mirror and take a look at what you have become. Gaze deep into those dark and hard-hearted eyes of yours and make that change.

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"Mark Miley might go down as the WORST Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. He betrayed his oath by pledging to warn China ahead of an armed confrontation. He POLLUTED the minds of our troops with RACIST WOKE garbage CRT. GOOD RIDDANCE to Mark Miley!!" Ronny Jackson
 
"I hear that Old Crow Mitch McConnell, together with his small band of weak and ineffective RINOS like Mitt Romney and “Hopeless” John Cornyn, are, as usual, trying to cobble together a series of massive concessions for Cryin’ Chuck Schumer and the Lunatic Left, in order to “bail out” Crooked Joe Biden, THE WORST & MOST CORRUPT PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES. The Old Crow, and his group of ten (plus) COWARDS, have savaged our Country by approving Trillions of Dollars for Green New Deal Insanity, and the Weaponization of our System of “Injustice.” Don’t do it!!!" DJT
 
"I’m up 56 Points, so the Debates would seem to be a complete waste of time. I’m also up 10 on Crooked Joe! What is the RNC doing? They should be fighting against Election Interference & the Pennsylvania Voter Registration Scam. The Debates should be ENDED, BAD for the Republican Party! I was in Michigan last night with Autoworkers & others. Watched Debate = REPORT CARD: Doug Burgum did a very good job, solid & smart! Sloppy Chris Christie was a DISASTER, A TRUMP DERANGED LUNATIC! Nikki “Birdbrain” Haley was exposed for her caustic DISLOYALTY & LIES about the Republican Party, and me. Doesn’t have what it takes, NEVER DID! Lyin’ Mike Pence has lost a lot of his energy. Very flat, needs me badly! Actually, quite sad to watch, but he’ll get better. Too much J-6! Tim Scott stepped it up. Wonderful guy. Looking forward to getting his Endorsement! Vivek said I was a great President. Thank you. Good Job! Ron DeSanctimonious had a bad night. He can feel the end is near. Dropping like a rock!" DJT
 
T speaking to California Republicans today --

"... all the currently dry canals will be brimming and used to irrigate everything including your own homes and bathrooms (laughs) and everything you're going to be happy and I'm gonna get it done fast they say that there's so much water up north that I wanna have the overflow areas go into your forests and dampen your forests because if you dampen your forests you're not gonna have these forest, forest fires that are burning at levels nobody's ever seen before (cheering) you have very poor land management and remember when I said that a couple of years ago as president [...] we're sending billions of dollars to California for forest fires their forests are burning down and I was with a gentleman, a very top person in Austria, he said Sir we have more flammable trees than you do on your coasts we don't have forest fires we have LAND MAN AGE MENT they take care of the land they pick up the dead trees you know a tree doesn't burn very easily unless it's dead then it gets dry and it burns, the leaves on the ground they're five feet thick over here, they clean the floor and everybody said oh how ridiculous management of a forest they all said, like, what the hell, but they don't have forest fires in properly run locations what we have is horrible and we can actually dampen our forests with water that costs us nothing that will come pouring down from the north, wouldn't that nice if you had dampened floors you wouldn't have forest fires so (cheering and clapping) we'll work on that too ... but I couldn't convince this guy Gavin to do it because he's an environmental maniac only for political reasons you know, he's no dummy he knows it's wrong"
 
T speaking to California Republicans today --

"... all the currently dry canals will be brimming and used to irrigate everything including your own homes and bathrooms (laughs) and everything you're going to be happy and I'm gonna get it done fast they say that there's so much water up north that I wanna have the overflow areas go into your forests and dampen your forests because if you dampen your forests you're not gonna have these forest, forest fires that are burning at levels nobody's ever seen before (cheering) you have very poor land management and remember when I said that a couple of years ago as president [...] we're sending billions of dollars to California for forest fires their forests are burning down and I was with a gentleman, a very top person in Austria, he said Sir we have more flammable trees than you do on your coasts we don't have forest fires we have LAND MAN AGE MENT they take care of the land they pick up the dead trees you know a tree doesn't burn very easily unless it's dead then it gets dry and it burns, the leaves on the ground they're five feet thick over here, they clean the floor and everybody said oh how ridiculous management of a forest they all said, like, what the hell, but they don't have forest fires in properly run locations what we have is horrible and we can actually dampen our forests with water that costs us nothing that will come pouring down from the north, wouldn't that nice if you had dampened floors you wouldn't have forest fires so (cheering and clapping) we'll work on that too ... but I couldn't convince this guy Gavin to do it because he's an environmental maniac only for political reasons you know, he's no dummy he knows it's wrong"
No, really? What did he actually say?

Nice try though. Trump speaks with eloquence, not that ridiculous incoherent crap you made up there.
 
T speaking to California Republicans today --

"... all the currently dry canals will be brimming and used to irrigate everything including your own homes and bathrooms (laughs) and everything you're going to be happy and I'm gonna get it done fast they say that there's so much water up north that I wanna have the overflow areas go into your forests and dampen your forests because if you dampen your forests you're not gonna have these forest, forest fires that are burning at levels nobody's ever seen before (cheering) you have very poor land management and remember when I said that a couple of years ago as president [...] we're sending billions of dollars to California for forest fires their forests are burning down and I was with a gentleman, a very top person in Austria, he said Sir we have more flammable trees than you do on your coasts we don't have forest fires we have LAND MAN AGE MENT they take care of the land they pick up the dead trees you know a tree doesn't burn very easily unless it's dead then it gets dry and it burns, the leaves on the ground they're five feet thick over here, they clean the floor and everybody said oh how ridiculous management of a forest they all said, like, what the hell, but they don't have forest fires in properly run locations what we have is horrible and we can actually dampen our forests with water that costs us nothing that will come pouring down from the north, wouldn't that nice if you had dampened floors you wouldn't have forest fires so (cheering and clapping) we'll work on that too ... but I couldn't convince this guy Gavin to do it because he's an environmental maniac only for political reasons you know, he's no dummy he knows it's wrong"
He also said the folks who stole the White House and stole all the goods and services from Mom & Pop store owners have to bring back what they stole. You and your party cheats, steals and then lies about it when caught red handed. T also said in the future expect to get shot when you walk out stealing from others. Yup, Expola and Husker and your stupid friends support stealing and then not "paying" the price for said crimes. Allowing stealing at will, allows others like you to steal life away from others. You also steal the life of innocent babies, you killer. Anyway, good morning you little thief!!!
 
TRUMP GOES AFTER RAMPANT THEFT AND RISING CRIME: ‘THERE MUST BE RETRIBUTION OF THEFT AND DESTRUCTION AND THE RUINATION OF OUR COUNTRY’- DJT

I agree 100% Mr. President. This was the Crime of the Century. These cheaters ripped off Mom and Pop small biz big time. The same criminals allowed kids to rob Target and other big box stores with no penalty. No cash bail allows the perps to kill at will. We were all born in a rigged system. Plus, we had lunatics, evil monsters, Witches, Warlocks, Demons and some of the biggest assholes that cheat to make a buck running our way of life. We all saw these losers at work back stab to get to the top or cheat to win and make it to the top of the mountain. These are bad people. They saw the evil but took the money anyway. Not the type of folks you want in a Foxhole. They knew Crush was being ripped off and wrongfully stolen from and blocked from buying and selling, but they all turn their heads because they obeyed the cheaters with the loot instead and took the jabs on top of that. Now Crush is dirt poor again but seeing a light at a very far fucking tunnel. I will find the end someday but it sure has been tough you guys. Just wait until you lose all you worked hard for. It's coming soon, trust me. That's when this game of survival gets interesting. Amazing test on the marriage as well, where 70% end in divorce anyway. If you're lucky to stay together, the odds of having a sexless marriage goes up to 90% of the lucky marriages that stay together. Oh joy, stay together because it's the "right thing" to do or you got nowhere to go, so you stay in the sexless marriage. We need a big change on how we do life. I am very lucky that I married a Saint and an Angel. God knew I needed the extra cushion of love because I have abandonment issues because I was left on a porch in the foster care system in 66'. What a test of survival this has been for me personally. I came to earth with no bloodline, just left at doorstep. If I die of a heart attack you guys, let it be known to all that I did life to the full and I won too. Yup. I stayed through the thick of some insane shit thrown at me. Yes, I felt like quitting and just go live in a cave by myself and die alone. God had other plans and so did my wife's dreams. Anyway, on October 8th, I will go missing for a month or two. That means are you cockroaches can come back and debate while crush is trying to figure out his next meal. I won't be here, take that to the bank. I will come back as either Ellejustus, Soccerhelper, New Wave Dave, Crush or just never come back. I haven't decided. One more week and then I will disappear again.
 
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