The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

The craziest thing about Don the Con is he really and truly cannot stop conning. He has a pathological addiction to theft and rule breaking. If he was able, like a normal con, to simply stop after Mueller came out, and start being mildly likable, 2020 would have been a cake-walk for him. He'd get to pardon whoever he wants, stumble into retirement milking more foreign despots for money and favors.

But the thing those of us who were unlucky enough to grow up around Don the Con know is - he can't help himself. Whenever he leaves the WH, he will leave after selling all the furniture, and with the silver in his depends.

The only good thing about this is, he will con and con until someone or something finally stops him; if, indeed, anything does. Only when he finally believe he can't sell one more doorhandles will he declare political bankruptcy and head for the back door.

And everyone will be SHOCKED that he was not on the up-and-up. And Paulie will still be in jail. Lol.
 

Figures that that's the kind of Democratic
" Pulp Fantasy " crap you would search for....

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The craziest thing about Don the Con is he really and truly cannot stop conning. He has a pathological addiction to theft and rule breaking. If he was able, like a normal con, to simply stop after Mueller came out, and start being mildly likable, 2020 would have been a cake-walk for him. He'd get to pardon whoever he wants, stumble into retirement milking more foreign despots for money and favors.

But the thing those of us who were unlucky enough to grow up around Don the Con know is - he can't help himself. Whenever he leaves the WH, he will leave after selling all the furniture, and with the silver in his depends.

The only good thing about this is, he will con and con until someone or something finally stops him; if, indeed, anything does. Only when he finally believe he can't sell one more doorhandles will he declare political bankruptcy and head for the back door.

And everyone will be SHOCKED that he was not on the up-and-up. And Paulie will still be in jail. Lol.

You subscribe to the same " Pulp Fantasy " comic rag as Spola.....
Filthy birds of a feather flock together...
 
The craziest thing about Don the Con is he really and truly cannot stop conning. He has a pathological addiction to theft and rule breaking. If he was able, like a normal con, to simply stop after Mueller came out, and start being mildly likable, 2020 would have been a cake-walk for him. He'd get to pardon whoever he wants, stumble into retirement milking more foreign despots for money and favors.

But the thing those of us who were unlucky enough to grow up around Don the Con know is - he can't help himself. Whenever he leaves the WH, he will leave after selling all the furniture, and with the silver in his depends.

The only good thing about this is, he will con and con until someone or something finally stops him; if, indeed, anything does. Only when he finally believe he can't sell one more doorhandles will he declare political bankruptcy and head for the back door.

And everyone will be SHOCKED that he was not on the up-and-up. And Paulie will still be in jail. Lol.

I was reading a book on a totally unrelated topic, and in that book they related the way that Prussian General Staff used to rate upcoming young officers.

Type 1 - Smart and energetic
Type 2 - Smart and lazy
Type 3 - Stupid and energetic
Type 4 - Stupid and lazy

Type 1 officers were groomed for the General Staff someday. Type 2 officers would be routed into mid-level commands where they could be trusted to be competent and would not upset the established order. Type 4 officers would be frozen at the lower ranks until they were let go for some inexcusable action or evenually left on their own. Type 3 officers were the problem - they didn't know what they were doing but went ahead and did it anyway.

T is a Type 3 --

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The craziest thing about Don the Con is he really and truly cannot stop conning. He has a pathological addiction to theft and rule breaking. If he was able, like a normal con, to simply stop after Mueller came out, and start being mildly likable, 2020 would have been a cake-walk for him. He'd get to pardon whoever he wants, stumble into retirement milking more foreign despots for money and favors.

But the thing those of us who were unlucky enough to grow up around Don the Con know is - he can't help himself. Whenever he leaves the WH, he will leave after selling all the furniture, and with the silver in his depends.

The only good thing about this is, he will con and con until someone or something finally stops him; if, indeed, anything does. Only when he finally believe he can't sell one more doorhandles will he declare political bankruptcy and head for the back door.

And everyone will be SHOCKED that he was not on the up-and-up. And Paulie will still be in jail. Lol.
So, is this the one? Again?
 
So, is this the one? Again?

Nobody knows when the GOP will decide to dump him. But I do know he won't stop stuffing his pockets until he has to...

But the real question is Why, why, why isn't Killary in Jail?!! and what about O'Bummer!!!!

Life isn't fair!!!!!!!!! Whaaaaa!!!!!
 
Nobody knows when the GOP will decide to dump him. But I do know he won't stop stuffing his pockets until he has to...

But the real question is Why, why, why isn't Killary in Jail?!! and what about O'Bummer!!!!

Life isn't fair!!!!!!!!! Whaaaaa!!!!!
Hillary was bad news. Look at all the crooks around her that are in jail! Cohen, Manafort, Flynn. Many more. How did she escape?
 
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