You're kidding, right? Are you not familiar with this fucking lunatic professor at Berkeley?
JW is "a messenger"? Carrier pigeons are messengers, too, but I wouldn't put a ton of faith in their "deep thought" inspiration.
You think there's any chance a college professor has more influence than a pigeon? I will admit I missed the nose piercing the first time I watched it. That's pretty much the only sign we need on her credibility. How about your boy Tampon Tim making sure we include free tampons in the boy's bathroom? That's #2, Fudd. And finally, my personal favorite, Dr. Kumar at the 2:15 mark. No truth to the rumor he's related to Harold or recently visited White Castle.
I'll ask again... what are Wright's credentials?