Patients are not permitted in the nurses' station, Mr. Israel. Once you've returned to the ward floor I am sure we can have a productive conversation about the radio and the other machines designed for the patients' benefits.
I would be so disappointed if this transgression of the rules meant a more formal use of one of the 4th floor machines needed to be administered to you again. I believe we both remember how disconcerted you were the last time you left us no choice but to have you pay a visit there.

Watch it Bob....someone might use this tool set on ya if you keep these psychotic rants up.