Bruddah IZ
DA
Why don't you try that at the bank? "My name is Iz, I'm a financial genius, so I am going to pick my own APR".
Ignore their laughter. You're doing great.
https://www.navyfederal.org/products-services/loans/mortgage/mortgage-rates.php
See all the apply buttons? That means people get to pick their APR's, Bozo.