Hüsker Dü
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I was responding to my situation now not an "average", or something said in 2011. Omitting, rearranging and assuming words and the meanings thereof won't change the original intent, but I'll give ass-crack an E for effort.
Impeach Trump
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Bruddah IZ
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Speaking of omitting, you're doing a fine job. I like the trend I'm seeing in you.
Hüsker Dü
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Wanna show me where fat eddie said anything about "average"? Your attempt to omit, rearrange and assume has once again come up wanting. I know I see a trend, not only in you, but in the entire Trumpinista brigade.
Bruddah IZ
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Okay, this succinct thing isn't working out. Can you stop writing in blockchain?
Why would THAT number be a problem and any more significant than above or below........
Huh Fat Boy ?
Something x 1000 you're going to have to cough up when the Golf Course you STEAL
" Balls " from presses charges against you.....
Quackquackquackquackquack......duck fart....quackquackquack....
Nonononono
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Realizing you have no cranial lobes, this will continue to flummox you. The more lost golf balls that a course has to clear, the more it costs in their maintenance budget, including the damage those lost balls along fairways where they are subject to mowing damage their expensive commercial mowers.
I just don't think you're being helpful to Mr. Espola and the heightened anxiety you're contributing to his worry over an imminent arrest.
Any of those golfers whose lost and/or abandoned balls I have retrieved are welcome to come over and claim them back, as long as they don't try to claim the Slazenger 1 in my possession is equivalent to the Slazenger 7 they hit as a backup drive and then forgot all about when they saw where the first drive ended up.
Nonononono
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I always thought of Goldfinger as the worst golf cheat. Caddy with magic pants, decapitating bowler hat, you know, standard evil world dictators. But Trump "Short Gold Fingered Vulgarian" has captured that distinction.
Continuing the Goldfinger theme -
<<Oddjob decapitates a statue with his frisbee hat>>
"Remarkable - but what does the club secretary have to say?"
"Oh, nothing, Mr. Bond. I own the club"
Nonononono
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Club owners seem to feel the customs and decorum are below their own standards of conduct. Secret footage of Trump at Bedminster recently uploaded.
QUOTE="Nonononono, post: 160050, member: 2987"
Realizing you have no cranial lobes, this will continue to flummox you.
The more lost golf balls that a course has to clear, the more it costs in their maintenance budget,
Should that be applied to ALL businesses.....?
You're condoning Theft, a very Democratic Party stance and typical !
including the damage those lost balls along fairways where they are subject to mowing damage their expensive commercial mowers.
You are exercising your right to display Ignorance....Wow !
I just don't think you're being helpful to Mr. Espola and the heightened anxiety you're contributing to his worry over an imminent arrest.
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The TRUTH is the TRUTH and you have now become a supporter of a THIEF.
Realizing you have no cranial lobes, this will continue to flummox you.
The more lost golf balls that a course has to clear, the more it costs in their maintenance budget,
Should that be applied to ALL businesses.....?
You're condoning Theft, a very Democratic Party stance and typical !
including the damage those lost balls along fairways where they are subject to mowing damage their expensive commercial mowers.
You are exercising your right to display Ignorance....Wow !
I just don't think you're being helpful to Mr. Espola and the heightened anxiety you're contributing to his worry over an imminent arrest.
/QUOTE
The TRUTH is the TRUTH and you have now become a supporter of a THIEF.
Nonononono
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It's spelled " ( THEIF !! "
NoNoNo......That's Correct for your Bassakwards thinking.....
Do us all a favor ..... call your " Pony " Pal Adam Schiff ....tell him
to stop lying, go back to Hollyweird then " Fuck Off and Die " !
Nonononono
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I'm sorry your Dear Leader befouls golf greens with his 1,000 pound golf cart, combined with two fully loaded bags at about 75 pounds each (1,150) and two golfers (one at an average weight of 175, the other, at 6'3" and a conveniently svelte 239 pounds (1,564 pounds). This must trouble the flyspeck of marginal brain matter that may have remained post/surgical lobotomy.
Speaking of country clubs, I'm also sorry to learn you were blackballed from joining the Pemberton Academy Club. That issue of Little nono befouling their pool. A shame really.
Maybe if you'd have found the doodie rather than abandoned it for the club maintenance to clear, the blackball could have been avoided.
Love the Caddy Shack clips. Always funny.
Better if you just put the clip up, though.
Maybe a short intro, ..trust me on this.
This was ok, but would have been funnier had you left the last line out. The reader is smarter than you think.
Nonononono
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I've considered that. But I have other contractual obligations. Raising nononono's blood pressure to dangerous coronary levels, and continuing the inside joke he's clearly still unaware he's being played upon.