Impeach Trump

nononono said:
Something x 1000 you're going to have to cough up when the Golf Course you STEAL
" Balls " from presses charges against you.....
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Realizing you have no cranial lobes, this will continue to flummox you. The more lost golf balls that a course has to clear, the more it costs in their maintenance budget, including the damage those lost balls along fairways where they are subject to mowing damage their expensive commercial mowers.

I just don't think you're being helpful to Mr. Espola and the heightened anxiety you're contributing to his worry over an imminent arrest.
 
Nonononono said:
Realizing you have no cranial lobes, this will continue to flummox you. The more lost golf balls that a course has to clear, the more it costs in their maintenance budget, including the damage those lost balls along fairways where they are subject to mowing damage their expensive commercial mowers.

I just don't think you're being helpful to Mr. Espola and the heightened anxiety you're contributing to his worry over an imminent arrest.
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Any of those golfers whose lost and/or abandoned balls I have retrieved are welcome to come over and claim them back, as long as they don't try to claim the Slazenger 1 in my possession is equivalent to the Slazenger 7 they hit as a backup drive and then forgot all about when they saw where the first drive ended up.
 
espola said:
Any of those golfers whose lost and/or abandoned balls I have retrieved are welcome to come over and claim them back, as long as they don't try to claim the Slazenger 1 in my possession is equivalent to the Slazenger 7 they hit as a backup drive and then forgot all about when they saw where the first drive ended up.
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I always thought of Goldfinger as the worst golf cheat. Caddy with magic pants, decapitating bowler hat, you know, standard evil world dictators. But Trump "Short Gold Fingered Vulgarian" has captured that distinction.
 
Nonononono said:
I always thought of Goldfinger as the worst golf cheat. Caddy with magic pants, decapitating bowler hat, you know, standard evil world dictators. But Trump "Short Gold Fingered Vulgarian" has captured that distinction.
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Continuing the Goldfinger theme -
<<Oddjob decapitates a statue with his frisbee hat>>
"Remarkable - but what does the club secretary have to say?"
"Oh, nothing, Mr. Bond. I own the club"
 
espola said:
Continuing the Goldfinger theme -
<<Oddjob decapitates a statue with his frisbee hat>>
"Remarkable - but what does the club secretary have to say?"
"Oh, nothing, Mr. Bond. I own the club"
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Club owners seem to feel the customs and decorum are below their own standards of conduct. Secret footage of Trump at Bedminster recently uploaded.
 
QUOTE="Nonononono, post: 160050, member: 2987"


Realizing you have no cranial lobes, this will continue to flummox you.

The more lost golf balls that a course has to clear, the more it costs in their maintenance budget,

Should that be applied to ALL businesses.....?
You're condoning Theft, a very Democratic Party stance and typical !

including the damage those lost balls along fairways where they are subject to mowing damage their expensive commercial mowers.

You are exercising your right to display Ignorance....Wow !

I just don't think you're being helpful to Mr. Espola and the heightened anxiety you're contributing to his worry over an imminent arrest.

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The TRUTH is the TRUTH and you have now become a supporter of a THIEF.
 
nononono said:
QUOTE="Nonononono, post: 160050, member: 2987"

The more lost golf balls that a course has to clear, the more it costs in their maintenance budget,

Should that be applied to ALL businesses.....?

including the damage those lost balls along fairways where they are subject to mowing damage their expensive commercial mowers.
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I'm sorry your Dear Leader befouls golf greens with his 1,000 pound golf cart, combined with two fully loaded bags at about 75 pounds each (1,150) and two golfers (one at an average weight of 175, the other, at 6'3" and a conveniently svelte 239 pounds (1,564 pounds). This must trouble the flyspeck of marginal brain matter that may have remained post/surgical lobotomy.

Speaking of country clubs, I'm also sorry to learn you were blackballed from joining the Pemberton Academy Club. That issue of Little nono befouling their pool. A shame really.

Maybe if you'd have found the doodie rather than abandoned it for the club maintenance to clear, the blackball could have been avoided.
 
Nonononono said:
I'm sorry your Dear Leader befouls golf greens with his 1,000 pound golf cart, combined with two fully loaded bags at about 75 pounds each (1,150) and two golfers (one at an average weight of 175, the other, at 6'3" and a conveniently svelte 239 pounds (1,564 pounds). This must trouble the flyspeck of marginal brain matter that may have remained post/surgical lobotomy.

Speaking of country clubs, I'm also sorry to learn you were blackballed from joining the Pemberton Academy Club. That issue of Little nono befouling their pool. A shame really.

Maybe if you'd have found the doodie rather than abandoned it for the club maintenance to clear, the blackball could have been avoided.
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Love the Caddy Shack clips. Always funny.
Better if you just put the clip up, though.
Maybe a short intro, ..trust me on this.
 
Ricky Fandango said:
Love the Caddy Shack clips. Always funny.
Better if you just put the clip up, though.
Maybe a short intro, ..trust me on this.
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I've considered that. But I have other contractual obligations. Raising nononono's blood pressure to dangerous coronary levels, and continuing the inside joke he's clearly still unaware he's being played upon.
 
Ricky Fandango said:
This was ok, but would have been funnier had you left the last line out. The reader is smarter than you think.
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Some readers, sure. But this crowd include an involuntarily committed mental patient with a full cranial lobotomy. I have to consider the bigger picture.
 
espola said:
Any of those golfers whose lost and/or abandoned balls I have retrieved are welcome to come over and claim them back, as long as they don't try to claim the Slazenger 1 in my possession is equivalent to the Slazenger 7 they hit as a backup drive and then forgot all about when they saw where the first drive ended up.
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Brave man. Goldfinger would send Oddjob, for this odd job you're offering.
 
Nonononono said:
I've considered that. But I have other contractual obligations. Raising nononono's blood pressure to dangerous coronary levels, and continuing the inside joke he's clearly still unaware he's being played upon.
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Bring it Bitch.....I'm increasing your forum traffic.
 
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