I think Dominic needs to change the name of this forum to the Justus Show
Actually, no need for that. My "show" is officially over at the Fabulous Forum. I will leave you with a few "chickisms." Imagine him calling Youth Soccer games for 40 years and what his "chickisms" would be for this circus. Sorry but Jim Rome is right. This can't be a sport although for the last 9 years I dreamed it was. Enjoy the game of soccer folks.
Boo birds
Fans who boo their own team when they play badly.
Camping in the lane
A player who spends a lot of time in the lane without getting called for a three-second violation.
Now we know why the 3 point play was invented. I hated playing 3 x 3 and the big 6 4' dude with a belly wins all the time. Parks his big butt under the paint. I slapped him hard many times and he hated me too. Always brag and then head over to the bench to drink his 12 pac.
Caught with his hand in the cookie jar
Reaching in, got called for a foul.
Cosmetic Call
Also called a Makeup call, a questionable call by the referee to even out a previous questionable call that went the other way.
Defense on vacation
Very bad defense, as if they weren't even there.
Garbage time
The remainder of the game, after it's in the refrigerator.
The) good lord and four disciples couldn't beat the Lakers tonight.
He could be defender of the year - if everyone else dies.
if there's really 18,000 here tonight, a lot of them are dressed like seats.
When the attendance is announced, but a lot of the fans have stayed home.
Nervous time
When the game's in the pressure cooker
Swallows the Whistle
The ref doesn't make an obvious call (No harm, no foul).
Next time he should bring his luggage
When an obvious traveling violation is called and then argued by the violator.
Picked his pocket
A steal so quick the victim didn't even see it happen.
The game's in the) Refrigerator
(the door's closed, the light's out, the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard, and the jello's jiggling)
The game is out of reach. (Sometimes says The game's in the Admiral.)
Throws up a prayer ... (it's answered!!!)
A wild shot that will need a miracle to score... (it goes in!!)