For Sale!!
Today I'm selling my white privilege. It's not free either. I'm so sick of all this I want out. This is to the group of young kids and adults who wanted the white person house in Seattle. I have house for ya. Here's my offer:
1) I will sign over my $950,000 mortgage that I'm upside down on up in Kirkland, WA. The mortgage and taxes comes out to around $5,000 a month. You just have to make the payments on time at it's all yours in 28 years.
2) I have two cars that the bank still owns so i would like to sign those over to you as well. $956 a month between the two for 48 more months. That does not include auto insurance or gas.
3) I have $50,000 in cc debt that I would like to "give you as well."
4) You can have my fu*king job too. I get up at 4am and drive into Seattle to work. I get home at 7pm, Mon-Fri. It's all yours. Enjoy the privilege life...........See ya.........John from Kirkland