Relax, don't be so sensitive. I'm just bagging on you. Like I posted, own it! BTW, does your wife put chicken in your lugaw or is that to hard to eat without your dentures on?
I also have a tip how you can look younger. Shave your beard, it will help with your confidence. It's why the guy in your picture is smiling and the dudes aren't.
The guy with no beard is the youngest - give him time. My beard is less than 10 years old - the other brothers have had theirs much longer and they have need for them - one lives in Alaska and the other in Vermont within sight of the Canadian border.