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NoGoal said:
If you are one of the males in the picture, dam...no wonder you are sensitive about your age.

I agree I would be embarrassed at a younger age too, if I was changing my Depends.

Damn you teed those up for me.
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So again with the Depends jokes. Is that the best you got? I guess you are too chicken to post racial taunts any more, but geezer slams are cool.

...and the horse you rode in on.
 
espola said:
I have accepted that there are some things I can't do any more. However, there are also some things I can do now that I would be embarrassed to do when I was younger.

I recently posted a family portrait -- I'm the oldest --

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Duck Dynasty..
 
espola said:
So again with the Depends jokes. Is that the best you got? I guess you are too chicken to post racial taunts any more, but geezer slams are cool.

...and the horse you rode in on.
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Nope that's not all I got, but since you asked.

I would also be embarrassed in my young age, if I had to brush my dentures, use Cialis, use a walker and this should hit home....only being feed lugaw.
 
NoGoal said:
Nope that's not all I got, but since you asked.

I would also be embarrassed in my young age, if I had to brush my dentures, use Cialis, use a walker and this should hit home....only being feed lugaw.
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It's not all bad E, being young I wouldn't be embarrassed to pay reduced Sr green fee rates.
 
espola said:
None of those. Agist.
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Relax, don't be so sensitive. I'm just bagging on you. Like I posted, own it! BTW, does your wife put chicken in your lugaw or is that to hard to eat without your dentures on?

I also have a tip how you can look younger. Shave your beard, it will help with your confidence. It's why the guy in your picture is smiling and the dudes aren't.
 
NoGoal said:
Relax, don't be so sensitive. I'm just bagging on you. Like I posted, own it! BTW, does your wife put chicken in your lugaw or is that to hard without your dentures on?
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You want a better old-man joke? Old man misery is when you stumble to the medicine cabinet in the dark to get some Prep-H and grab the Bengay by mistake.
 
espola said:
I have accepted that there are some things I can't do any more. However, there are also some things I can do now that I would be embarrassed to do when I was younger.

I recently posted a family portrait -- I'm the oldest --

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Hard to understand why you would post this once.
Why would you repost it?

I hate to be the guy who breaks it to you but, ...Damn!
Not the Kardashians.
 
Ricky Fandango said:
Hard to understand why you would post this once.
Why would you repost it?

I hate to be the guy who breaks it to you but, ...Damn!
Not the Kardashians.
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So you ignore the content of the thread just to throw out insults? You're in good company.

Did you get your Grand Jury witness subpoena yet?
 
NoGoal said:
Relax, don't be so sensitive. I'm just bagging on you. Like I posted, own it! BTW, does your wife put chicken in your lugaw or is that to hard to eat without your dentures on?

I also have a tip how you can look younger. Shave your beard, it will help with your confidence. It's why the guy in your picture is smiling and the dudes aren't.
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The guy with no beard is the youngest - give him time. My beard is less than 10 years old - the other brothers have had theirs much longer and they have need for them - one lives in Alaska and the other in Vermont within sight of the Canadian border.
 
espola said:
You want a better old-man joke? Old man misery is when you stumble to the medicine cabinet in the dark to get some Prep-H and grab the Bengay by mistake.
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Um........sorry, but no...it's a weak joke. I'll stick to bagging on you.
 
espola said:
The guy with no beard is the youngest - give him time. My beard is less than 10 years old - the other brothers have had theirs much longer and they have need for them - one lives in Alaska and the other in Vermont within sight of the Canadian border.
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Don't hate on him E.

WOW, are you really posting about your beard being 10 yrs old. My father in law who I love so much at age 76 looks great. Hint: he doesn't have a beard and looks younger than you.
 
NoGoal said:
Don't hate on him E.

WOW, are you really posting about your beard being 10 yrs old. My father in law who I love so much at age 76 looks great. Hint: he doesn't have a beard and looks younger than you.
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I went to Florida in 2008 to watch my son play in a soccer tournament, and to visit my parents who lived a few miles from the fields. I forgot to take along my razor, and by the time I got back I had the beginnings of a beard better than I had ever been able to grow before. So I let it grow. Before this trip I submitted to a haircut and trimmed my beard.
 
espola said:
I went to Florida in 2008 to watch my son play in a soccer tournament, and to visit my parents who lived a few miles from the fields. I forgot to take along my razor, and by the time I got back I had the beginnings of a beard better than I had ever been able to grow before. So I let it grow. Before this trip I submitted to a haircut and trimmed my beard.
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Nice story E, but I would like to know if you were there when the Statue of Liberty was given by the French. Was it a radiant copper?
 
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