The Dismantling of America

Hüsker Dü said:
Couple excerpts from FBI Director Kash Patels testimony in front of of the Senate today:
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Senator Dick Durbin: "Do you believe those who have previously stolen from employers, solicited sex, or engaged in bestiality are qualified candidates that the FBI is losing?"

Kash Patel: "We did not want to punish victims of bestiality."

Sen Durbin: "You dropped automatic disqualification for applicants who have engaged in bestiality, not VICTIMS of bestiality. Applicants who have engaged, do you disagree with that?"

Patel: "Applicants who've engaged in bestiality means they were victims of bestiality."
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I honestly don't know if goats and sheep are applying to the FBI. And at this point I wouldn't be surprised either way.
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Senator John N. Kennedy: "Why would you even get into bestiality?"

Patel: "We are not into bestiality, but a lot of these individuals…"

Sen. Kennedy: "But you changed the qualifications and mentioned bestiality!"
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A lot? A LOT? A lot of the people applying to the FBI have BESTIALITY IN THEIR BACKGROUNDS. A LOT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? But then again, looking at who applies to ICE, yeah, I can totally believe it.
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Sen. Kennedy: "If Joe participated in bestiality, not as the animal but as the human, don't you think he should be disqualified?"

Patel: "If he voluntarily did it, sure."

Sen. Kennedy: "How do you INVOLUNTARILY do it?"
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Listen, when John Kennedy, John N. Kennedy from Louisiana for fornication's sake, holds the moral high ground in a debate over sheep screwing, at a minimum we really need to investigate the other guy in the conversation.

I don't even... bestiality? What? How? I'm trying to make sense of this and all I can come up with is that they started recruiting from all those unemployed Texas cattle ranchers...

Oh just don't. Like I'm the one being ridiculous here.

The worst part, this exchange with Patel where the Director of the FBI honestly seems to believe the VICTIMS of BESTIALITY are the sheep-diddlers and NOT the livestock isn't even the most ridiculous or troubling part of his insane testimony.

Go listen to what he had to say about sending sheep-forking FBI agents to polling stations in November.

You people are sick bastards.
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Donald Trump is so incredibly weak, insecure, and, quite frankly, stupid that he really doesn’t understand that continuing to insist that the not-at-all-challenging-unless-you’re-suffering-from-cognitive-decline-and-possible-dementia exam is “extremely difficult” is actually him admitting that he’s suffering from cognitive decline and possibly has dementia, since those are the only folks who are supposed to struggle with that exam.

Also, if he’s taking it multiple times — he claims he takes one at every doctor’s visit — that means his physicians clearly think he’s suffering from cognitive decline or dementia, considering there would be absolutely no reason for him to take this test at that kind of frequency unless they weren’t testing for something, but monitoring the progression of something.

And that “something” would be cognitive decline.

What MAGA also doesn’t understand is that Trump claiming this test is “very difficult” — despite the fact that you can literally do a quick internet search, find the test, and realize how not-at-all challenging it is — is just another example of how blatantly stupid he treats his supporters because he doesn’t expect any of them to actually do that very simple research.

Nope.

He just expects them to blindly believe him like a brainwashed cult.

It’s all so stupid — but then, that’s Donald Trump.

The only fool out there who keeps bragging about taking a cognitive test that’s only administered by doctors who think their patient is suffering from cognitive decline or dementia, and keeps saying how “challenging” the exam is — an exam that’s only meant to be challenging to those who are suffering from cognitive decline or dementia.

Donald Trump really is one of the dumbest (with a “B”) people on Earth.
 
Hüsker Dü said:
Donald Trump is so incredibly weak, insecure, and, quite frankly, stupid that he really doesn’t understand that continuing to insist that the not-at-all-challenging-unless-you’re-suffering-from-cognitive-decline-and-possible-dementia exam is “extremely difficult” is actually him admitting that he’s suffering from cognitive decline and possibly has dementia, since those are the only folks who are supposed to struggle with that exam.

Also, if he’s taking it multiple times — he claims he takes one at every doctor’s visit — that means his physicians clearly think he’s suffering from cognitive decline or dementia, considering there would be absolutely no reason for him to take this test at that kind of frequency unless they weren’t testing for something, but monitoring the progression of something.

And that “something” would be cognitive decline.

What MAGA also doesn’t understand is that Trump claiming this test is “very difficult” — despite the fact that you can literally do a quick internet search, find the test, and realize how not-at-all challenging it is — is just another example of how blatantly stupid he treats his supporters because he doesn’t expect any of them to actually do that very simple research.

Nope.

He just expects them to blindly believe him like a brainwashed cult.

It’s all so stupid — but then, that’s Donald Trump.

The only fool out there who keeps bragging about taking a cognitive test that’s only administered by doctors who think their patient is suffering from cognitive decline or dementia, and keeps saying how “challenging” the exam is — an exam that’s only meant to be challenging to those who are suffering from cognitive decline or dementia.

Donald Trump really is one of the dumbest (with a “B”) people on Earth.
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So youre a doctor now as well?
 
Hüsker Dü said:
Donald Trump is so incredibly weak, insecure, and, quite frankly, stupid that he really doesn’t understand that continuing to insist that the not-at-all-challenging-unless-you’re-suffering-from-cognitive-decline-and-possible-dementia exam is “extremely difficult” is actually him admitting that he’s suffering from cognitive decline and possibly has dementia, since those are the only folks who are supposed to struggle with that exam.

Also, if he’s taking it multiple times — he claims he takes one at every doctor’s visit — that means his physicians clearly think he’s suffering from cognitive decline or dementia, considering there would be absolutely no reason for him to take this test at that kind of frequency unless they weren’t testing for something, but monitoring the progression of something.

And that “something” would be cognitive decline.

What MAGA also doesn’t understand is that Trump claiming this test is “very difficult” — despite the fact that you can literally do a quick internet search, find the test, and realize how not-at-all challenging it is — is just another example of how blatantly stupid he treats his supporters because he doesn’t expect any of them to actually do that very simple research.

Nope.

He just expects them to blindly believe him like a brainwashed cult.

It’s all so stupid — but then, that’s Donald Trump.

The only fool out there who keeps bragging about taking a cognitive test that’s only administered by doctors who think their patient is suffering from cognitive decline or dementia, and keeps saying how “challenging” the exam is — an exam that’s only meant to be challenging to those who are suffering from cognitive decline or dementia.

Donald Trump really is one of the dumbest (with a “B”) people on Earth.
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To really impress your doctor when given one of these tests, rwesppond with the correct answers and also the ones t gave in his examples.
 
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