It's those damned covidians again (whoever they are).
If you rushed out and bought bottled water in 2020 and are now rushing out to buy it again, you might just be a Covidian.
If you say things like "I trust the science" or "I trust the experts", you might just be a Covidian.
If you said we should listen to the experts and trust them, and tut tutted people who bought masks at first, but then rushed out to buy a mask when the experts changed their mind, you might just be a Covidian.
If you have a picture of Fauci in your house or on your SM feed, or have fawned over his documentary or articles, or think he's as great as a patron saint, you might just be a Covidian.
If you think the people you agree with are experts, and you call the experts you disagree with "quacks", you might just be a Covidian.
If you believed the lab leak could only be a conspiracy theory, you might just be a Covidian.
If you found yourself longing to have moved to Australia or New Zealand, you might just be a Covidian.
If you thought lockdowns were necessary, including of churches, but then thought the BLM marches were o.k., you might just be a Covidian.
If you mistrusted the Trump vaccine, but then supported vaccine mandates when Biden won, you might just be a Covidian.
If you thought things could get back to normal just because Biden won and "would shut down the virus but not the economy", you might just be a Covidian.
If you never considered natural immunity might just be a thing, you might just be a Covidian.
If you are fully vaxxed and not immunocompromised but think it is necessary to wear N95s to the store, you might just be a Covidian.
If you rationalized that the schools should be closed because too many kids could die, then too many kids would wind up in the hospital, then too many kids would get MISC, then too may kids would get long COVID, you might just be a Covidian.
If you supported the travel bans, but then thought what's happening along the southern border is just fine and dandy, you might just be a Covidian.
If you and your family are fully vaxxed, and no one in your household is immunocompromised, but you are restricting your kids social life, you might just be a Covidian.
If you think the schools should be closed, but have no problem going to a bar or restaurant, you might just be a Covidian.
If you sneered at Florida for being stupid, but then thought what was happening in the blue states was uncontrollable, you might just be a Covidian.
If you felt it was o.k. to send out blue collar workers to prepare your take out, or marijuana and liquor, or fix your plumbing, while you worked in your pajamas, then you might just be a Covidian.
If you aren't immunocompromised and are just counting down the days until you can get your fourth booster, you might just be a Covidian.
If you still think cloth masks do anything, or masking of children in schools does anything, you might just be a Covidian.
If you find yourself sneering at red staters for returning life to normal, or for "killing grandma" or for "being selfish", but secretly long to be one of them, you might just be a Covidian (bonus points if you went out and partied in a red state).
If you yelled for lockdowns, including shutting schools, and then went on vacation, you might just be a Covidian.
If you thought things should get back to normal once the elderly vaxxed, then everyone, then teenagers, then kids, and are waiting now for the under five set to be vaxxed, you might just be a Covidian.
If you are hoarding at home rapid tests, or voluntarily getting tested on a semi regular basis and aren't around someone immunocompromised, you might just be a Covidian.
If you are still saying the omicron wave is the fault of the unvaccinated, or that this is a pandemic of the unvaccinated, you might just be a Covidian.
If you called the claim about artificially high hospitalization and death numbers a conspiracy theory, and still are unwilling to acknowledge you were wrong, you might just be a Covidian.
If you post pictures about antivaxxers that have died, and said they deserved it, you might just be a Covidian.
If you've said "kids are resilent" and don't think we've done and are doing profound long lasting damage to them, you might just be a Covidian.
If you still think we can get to zero Covid, you might just be a Covidian.
If you take enormous satisfaction at "doing everything right" with your masks, distancing and vaccines, and then find yourself upset at others when you come down with Covid, you might just not only be a Covidian, but you are also most definitely an asshole.