Hüsker Dü
DA
The plumbers sources don't tell him the full story, and he's fine with that. Like t he doesn't even want to read the Readers Digest version, they like books with pictures.
The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread
- Thread starter Nonononono
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You go with that.
Why was slick willie charged with real crimes when he got impeached?
I posted the impeachable offense. post #19213
Nonononono
PREMIER
Good luck with the “Bill Did Worse” defense when the FRCrP are applied.
Bruddah IZ
DA
Coocoo
Its not a "Bill did worse" defense.
Its just a fact. Bill was impeached for actual crimes.
Not some screaming leftist in a green jacket.
Dont let me dissuade you though.
I love the grassy knoll shit.
Bruddah IZ
DA
Still draggin’ that net. Sore losers.
I claim "Screaming Leftist in a Green Jacket" as a garage-band name.
Nonononono
PREMIER
Well. Now that you’re angry, let’s try a little lesson in actual facts. Obstruction of Justice is an actual federal crime. It was articulated, analyzed and concluded with respect to ten separate criminal acts perpetrated by Trump in an exhaustive report you still have not read.
You claim you read it. My opinion is you are a liar.
Not angry, bro.
Did I claim I read it?
No, and I dont plan on it until I reread War and Peace a couple more times. (priorities).
I did read your report and was not impressed with the content, although the flourishes were not altogether terrible.
Dont forget to breath....
regards,
-giver-
If you didn't read it, who told you it was no good?
Nonononono
PREMIER
Do you know who I am?
I'm No Greene!
I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders.
Good to know, thanks.
Sheriff Joe
DA
Are you an attorney?
Nonononono
PREMIER
A provocateur.
When will stop your projecting Daffy?
It wasn't obvious to Mueller and that's what he does...
You think the ship of fools in Congress will find what Mueller did not?
Well of course you do...
Who told you M did not find anything?
Where did I say Mueller did not find anything?
"... will find what Mueller did not..."
Has anybody ever been exonerated for something you were never accused of or charged with?
Evidence of a crime is needed in order to charge someone with that crime.
Mueller did report:
“The evidence we obtained about the president’s actions and intent presents difficult issues that would need to be resolved if we were making a traditional prosecutorial judgment. At the same time, if we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the president clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state. Based on the facts and the applicable legal standards, we are unable to reach that judgment. Accordingly, while this report does not conclude that the president committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him.”
Evidence of a crime is needed in order to charge someone with that crime.
Mueller did report:
“The evidence we obtained about the president’s actions and intent presents difficult issues that would need to be resolved if we were making a traditional prosecutorial judgment. At the same time, if we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the president clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state. Based on the facts and the applicable legal standards, we are unable to reach that judgment. Accordingly, while this report does not conclude that the president committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him.”