Sometimes a scarf is just a scarf.
Malkin's Crusade against a Sinister Scarf![edit]
In 2008, Malkin looked at an ad Rachael Ray did for Dunkin' Donuts and decided that the black-and-white paisley scarf she was wearing was a sly sign of support for the
Palestinian Liberation Organization.
[16]
It is scientifically impossible to make that sound more ridiculous than it really is. Trust us, we tried.
Sometimes a crescent is just a shape.
Malkin and the Sinister Crescent![edit]
In 2005, Malkin took a pre-eminent role in an astoundingly
dumb controversy regarding a proposed memorial for
Flight 93. Dubbed "Crescent of Embrace," it consisted primarily of a stand of trees partially surrounding the crash site. The design was selected by a panel composed of design experts and victims' family members, and it was announced on September 7.
[4]
Shortly after the announcement, a group of Internet obsessives—Malkin among them—
came to the conclusion that the Memorial was actually a covert memorial to the
terrorists.
[5] Why? Because it's a big red crescent, a
historic symbol of Islam!
[6] With such clear facts, all Malkin had to overcome were the families, all of whom were sure the claims were utter
bunk.
[7] Of course, Malkin is not one to let something as petty as the stated desires of the grieving get in her way.
The dreaded crescent was not a particularly long-term campaign, for Malkin or anyone else. Today, the only ones who want to talk about it are the mentally unstable sons of renowned political theorists.
[8]
Sometimes an interment camp is Racist.
Malkin defends Japanese internment[edit]
In 2004, Malkin released a book
defending Japanese internment during
World War II (something that was ordered by
Franklin D. Roosevelt). Apparently, she didn't like the fact that Japanese internment was brought up by those opposing
racial profiling of terr'ists
Muslims, so she decided to write a
negationist history of Japanese internment. In fact, it was
not racist. Nothing to do with racism, nothing at all.
[3] The book is especially
ironic considering that
the leading conservative Republican during World War II was
opposed to Japanese American Internment.