Little Paulie Noballs is in the VIP unit of the Warsaw VA jail! But don't worry about him, he gets to have visitors for an hour next Friday. Should we all go and say "hi?"
We should at least write him a postcard. I'm sure it gets lonely. But maybe he will meet nice people and make interesting new friends! I'm sure the VIP cell is like the suite I had at the Soffitel last week. It was very nice. I'm sure Warsaw is very nice too. I'm sure the gaurds in the jail are very nice. I bet the other guests are too. Maybe there is golf. Or bingo. Or majong!
We should at least write him a postcard. I'm sure it gets lonely. But maybe he will meet nice people and make interesting new friends! I'm sure the VIP cell is like the suite I had at the Soffitel last week. It was very nice. I'm sure Warsaw is very nice too. I'm sure the gaurds in the jail are very nice. I bet the other guests are too. Maybe there is golf. Or bingo. Or majong!