They didn't tell me that the Life of PI like waters of Diego Garcia doesn't look like the busy Malacca Straits, nor that thousands of primitive tribesmen in mini log sailboats would cautiously surround and follow us in the The San Bernardino Straits in P.I. which doesn't look like the Sea Of Japan..... and what the hell were a pod of beluga's doing there!! The Mighty I.O., with tens of thousands Malolo erupting out of the water to ride our bow and wake waves, doesn't look like the Gulf of Oman. I imagine that the Caribbean, Atlantic and Mediterranean are different in all their splendor. They also didn't tell me what the waters of the Philippine Sea look like during a Typhoon when they beat the shit out an Aircraft Carrier! I might not have signed up had I known what I wasn't told. No wonder you were bored by your intelligence.