Oh sh*t, I need to eat crow. Tell you what. Let's play your ball and you can teach me a few things? I swear I had a friend who played on the Nike Tour back in the day. I would play with this guy and he would shoot 69, 71, 68, 72 on these hard courses in Palm Springs. I got invited to a best ball 4 man drunk golf tournament a long time ago when I was lucky to break 100. I took him and another guy who could putt for dough and his friend who could hit a wedge. Anyway, Chad calls me a few days before the tournament and he says he cant get out of the box straight. I'm like, "what does that mean Chad?" He says he cant drive for show anymore and hit 85% fairways like before. I still think were good and I act like I didnt hear what I thought he said. I already told my other pal about how incredible Chad was and we had a winning team. Chad told me he's all messed up in da head win we get to hole #1. I was fuc*ing shocked how mental Golf can be, He was all superstitious and said the Lord is humbling him. Sure enough, he cant hit the dam ball off the tee. My pal is like, "dude, whats up with Mr Nike." We came in last place and Chad quit playing after that game. He game me his Driver and then gave his clubs to his neighbors kid. Straight up true story........